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Original Message 1/3             27-Aug-11  @  05:29 AM   -   RE: A ridiculous amount of backsplash

oxygene65

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I had a poo at work yesterday. It wasnt a nice experience at all.

For a start, I received a ridiculous amount of backsplash. Every plop sent a high pressure jet of toilet water right up my Mylene.  If it had of been my own toilet at home maybe I wouldnt of been so traumatised. But the fact that hundreds of office works plop off in the same chod bin every day.  Just made me shudder at the thought.

Then if that wasnt enough. The wipe was awful. Just sticky shit everywhere, up by ball sack, all over the gusset, getting well worked into the pubes. Fucking awful.

Thankfully the chod bin has a shower cubicle, so I had to bunny hop into that, and jet blast my ringo.

All in all, not a very nice experience.



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Message 2/3             27-Aug-11  @  04:55 PM   -   RE: A ridiculous amount of backsplash

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lol "mylene"... finally we discover a real use for her!

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Message 3/3             27-Aug-11  @  09:37 PM   -   RE: A ridiculous amount of backsplash

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cor I could think of a lot of uses for Mylene. If she didnt smile so much she'd be well hot.



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