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Subject: I made a curry
Message 11/39 06-Aug-11 @ 06:03 PM - RE: I made a curry
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i love falafels but i dare not eat one again. 4 years ago i had some dental work done. i was told not to eat for a couple of hours but i hadn't eaten all day so on my way home i bought a falafel figuring i'd chew on one side of my mouth. as i was eating it outside i saw blood on the falafel. long story short, next thing i know i'm walking into an emergency room having trouble breathing, with a rash, and feeling like shit. a woman takes my blood pressure, says "don't go anywhere. i'll be right back" and i hear her yelling "i need a cart! we have a 70 over 20". at the same time the world began getting all blurry. epinephrin saved the day. i think an ingredient from the falafel in direct touch with my blood caused an allergic reaction. now i'm afraid of being hyper sensitive to those.
Message 12/39 07-Aug-11 @ 03:09 AM - RE: I made a curry
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if so, i know the fish sticks i buy are fresh. :P
I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws. I call it... Big Jaws!
Message 13/39 07-Aug-11 @ 09:00 AM - RE: I made a curry
We dont have the poncy deli or butchers where I live, I'm in deepest Kent, so the people who drive the range rovers are usually either drug dealers or farmers. Not many poncy pretentious twats twatting around in their Chelsea tractors here. I once asked my butcher where he got his chickens from and he replied "Norfolk"... and I'm like "yeah but fucking Bernard Manning is based in Norfolk, cant you be more specific ?".... "No" LOL still, he does some quality joints, of the meat variety.
Facking ell Sitar, nearly taken out by falafel. That must of been real brown trouser time. My mate had an allergic reaction to Red Bull, his mouth, lips and throat swelled right up to the point where he couldnt breathe. We just pointed and laughed, eventually someone sobered up enough to take him to hospital.
I'm now going to bore you all with some more photos of some dishes I knocked out, because I'm sad like that.
Message 14/39 07-Aug-11 @ 09:18 AM - RE: I made a curry
Tuna steak with a potato & tomato salad, with oregano, lemon juice and olive oil.
Message 15/39 07-Aug-11 @ 09:19 AM - RE: I made a curry
roast pork belly, on a bed of peas & gem lettuce in a mint type sauce.
Message 16/39 07-Aug-11 @ 09:19 AM - RE: I made a curry
my attempt at a fiorentina pizza, with a wholemeal pizza base. Yes, I did the base too.
Message 17/39 07-Aug-11 @ 09:20 AM - RE: I made a curry
roasted red pepper and chicken thigh risotto.
Message 18/39 07-Aug-11 @ 09:20 AM - RE: I made a curry
leg of lamb curry
Message 19/39 07-Aug-11 @ 11:23 AM - RE: I made a curry
roast pork belly italian style with spaghetti
Message 20/39 07-Aug-11 @ 11:23 AM - RE: I made a curry
I got a thing for pork belly. Chinese style roast pork in honey.
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