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Original Message 1/15 12-Mar-03 @ 10:26 AM - J>O>T>D

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How does one tell a french man from a french woman?

You don't, they are all s lol

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Message 2/15 12-Mar-03 @ 11:26 AM - RE: J>O>T>D

Zazza

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hohoho

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Message 3/15 12-Mar-03 @ 12:10 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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surreal humour Vol4!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 4/15 12-Mar-03 @ 12:15 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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fucking volume 53

they are all s? frog bashing must have reached an all time low.

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Message 5/15 12-Mar-03 @ 12:58 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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maybe K's rude words filter has been hacked to reduce any statement that has the word "France" etc in it, innit

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Message 6/15 12-Mar-03 @ 01:01 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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aha they are all fucks. that's pretty funny. no, really, it is.

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Message 7/15 12-Mar-03 @ 02:43 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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Ok, so the joke sucks but they're young... I'm sure they'll improve one day... Instead, turn your eyes to THIS superior slice of humour

Two guys eating lunch in a cafe, in between mouthfuls one of 'em looks up from his plate and notices a young woman in some distress. Getting up from the table he goes over to where she's sitting and sees that she's actually choking. Being a civil minded chap, he turns her round lifts up her skirt and sticks his tongue up her arse. After a few seconds he gives up and goes back to his seat. His mate sees all this and asks, "You trying to save that woman from choking?"

"Yeah," replies his mate, "I used the Hind-Lick maneuver!"

(Ho Ho Ho!)

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Message 8/15 12-Mar-03 @ 09:38 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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a guy was sitting at a bar trying to chat up this generously proportioned woman next to him. He warms her up a bit and she starts laughing. Well, while she's yukking it up, her bouncing breasts are coming dangerously close to popping out of her low-cut shirt. The man is noticing this, and eventually catches full glimpse of her left tit popping out into her drink. They both had a look of shock, but the bartender calmly walks over, picks up the fallen tit, licks is clean, and then stuffs it back into her shirt. The woman is unfazed.

Now the man is impressed by this show, and wouldn't mind seeing it again. So he tells a few good chucklers until, lo and behold, her tit pops out right into her drink. He almost goes for it, but the bartender beats him to it, licking it off, and stuffing it back into her blouse.

The man had a hard on like you wouldn't believe, so he rifled off his funniest joke, sending both her tits hurtling into both their drinks. The man excitedly snatches them up and licks them of their alcoholic goodness. The woman promptly slaps the man, stuffs her breasts back into her blouse, and trots off.

The man, stymied for a minute, calls the bartender over.

"What the fuck was that? Why'd she give you so much play and not me? You know her??"

"Naw," said the bartender, "but I have a licker license"

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Message 9/15 12-Mar-03 @ 10:35 PM - RE: J>O>T>D

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"generously proportioned"

hahaha!

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Message 10/15 13-Mar-03 @ 01:18 AM - RE: J>O>T>D

Boo

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a log?

You can w the guitar player along the q with an x!

HA HA H AH AH A!

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