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Original Message 1/19 04-Jun-07 @ 06:37 PM Edit: 04-Jun-07 | 06:53 PM - joketime
One day, before Adam knew anything about Eve God told Adam, "I have a present for you"
Adam: What's a present?
God: Something nice that somebody gives you for no reason other than to be nice to you.
Adam: Ok so where is this present?
God: You have to climb up the mountain.
Adam: What's a mountain?
God: It's what you call the land you walk on when it goes uphill very steeply and becomes very high, touching the clouds.
Adam: What are clouds?
God: Those puffy white things you see floating in the sky. Your present is in a cave in the mountain.
Adam: What is a cave?
God: It's a hole in the earth that you can walk into. Enough questions. Go see what your present is and don't worry. If you're not back for a couple of days, I'll understand.
Adam takes off toward the mountain but God is surprised to see Adam back in only 2 hours, looking puzzled.
God: Did you see your present?
Adam: Yes
God: What's the matter? You look puzzled.
Adam: What is a headache?
Message 2/19 05-Jun-07 @ 10:34 PM - RE: joketime
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 3/19 05-Jun-07 @ 11:23 PM - RE: joketime
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 6/19 06-Jun-07 @ 08:03 PM - RE: joketime
Message 8/19 06-Jun-07 @ 10:37 PM - RE: joketime
some c*nt from a media bg on the web said you must wait and see it in context of the moving media etc
well i saw the tv ad's and looks like they gave the job to a beginner with Adobe After Effects.... advertising companies eh, pah! (here we need a 'tosser' handjob emoticom, does anyone know of one online?)
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 9/19 07-Jun-07 @ 02:35 PM - RE: joketime
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It's an horrible job for sure. The "it's not the end of the world" comment was in refference to 2012 supposedly being , well, the end of the world. I assume you got the "suck it up part"
I'm reposting the image for further distribution
Message 10/19 07-Jun-07 @ 02:48 PM - RE: joketime
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for educational purposes, on another website, where they're puzzled by it...
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