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Subject: f*ck ... nearly got arrested today
Original Message Date: 31-Jul-06 @ 06:59 PM - f*ck ... nearly got arrested today
so, i've been mostly homeless the past seven months, living with friends etc. i had to move from the last place coz they're knocking it down to build flats. haven't had a personal bank account since january either. woo hoo etc.
last week i got a new passport so i could open a bank account, so i can pay some cheques in for work i've done. so i go to the bank today (lloyds/tsb) and start opening an account, the slag behind the counter is like gestapo with the interrogation and she's winding me up no end. anyway, we go through the form, and it gets to the end where it runs the credit check, some code comes up and she turns the screen away from me, starts getting flustered and says she needs to go and use another phone to run some other check that "might take 20 minutes", grabs my passport, driving licence and the cheque i was paying in and fucks off to behind the counter and makes a quick call then dissapears somewhere.
so i'm sat in the little office in the bank thinking what it's all about. .... i left the last place owing some gas, electrcity, phone, water ... so it's county court judgements, arrest warrant, cops on the way ... shite.
time to visit the court tomorrow and see what they got on me. how the fuck i'm gonna prove who i am i've no idea coz the bitch at the bank took the only i.d. i've got.
shite.
Message 11/14 03-Feb-07 @ 10:43 PM - RE: f*ck ... nearly got arrested today
easy living ain't easy
fuck em and keep on babe
Message 12/14 04-Feb-07 @ 12:17 PM - RE: f*ck ... nearly got arrested today
i got a housing association flat with my missus now. and gone back to school to do comp. science so they're laying off me for a while coz i'm a dirty student. woohoo.
i actually did get arrested the other week, but that's another story
Message 13/14 04-Feb-07 @ 01:47 PM - RE: f*ck ... nearly got arrested today
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Message 14/14 07-Feb-07 @ 09:58 PM Edit: 07-Feb-07 | 09:59 PM - RE: f*ck ... nearly got arrested today
cell was nice though. compact and bijou, ensuite.
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