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Subject: joke corner
Original Message Date: 26-Nov-06 @ 02:21 PM Edit: 26-Nov-06 | 02:23 PM - joke corner
"I have bad news for you. You are showing symptoms of avian flu, you're suffering from severe chronic diarrhea, and in an intitial test you've come up positive for hiv. But don't worry. We are going to take good care of you. You are going to get a private room and we'll put you immediately on a diet of flounder and pancakes."
Patient: Is that a diet that's proven to be beneficial?
Doctor: No, those are the only foods we can slip under the door.
In the 1980s, what was the toughest thing to do after finding out you had aids?
Convincing your parents you were Haitian.
Message 12/17 21-Dec-06 @ 06:27 PM - RE: joke corner
Part of the treament required him to bring the meat of a particular breed of baby seagull, found only near the lake on the far side of a forest.
While transporting the seagulls through the forest on the way back to the airport, he came across a pack of lions blocking the road.
They were all sleeping, so he had to very carefully tiptoe around them to not wake them up
He managed to do that safely, except that he was met by a policeman on the other side and immediately arrested.
When asking the cop the reason for his arrest, the officer said:
"Attempting to take young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises."
Message 13/17 21-Dec-06 @ 06:40 PM - RE: joke corner
Message 14/17 21-Dec-06 @ 06:49 PM - RE: joke corner
/sigh
Message 15/17 21-Dec-06 @ 07:36 PM - RE: joke corner
One of them says "Hey, we'd better get going."
"Not to worry," says another. "I tied some of the pages to the conductor's music together. We'll have a few more minutes before we have to leave." So they continue drinking.
Finally, they stumble back on stage.
It was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, and the bassists were loaded.
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