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Original Message Date: 21-Oct-02 @ 03:38 PM - surrealist fun for all the family

steef

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"steef is a teddybear that cannot be removed
from your house! It is made from recycled
cardboard and recites haiku."

quality.

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Message 11/54 22-Oct-02 @ 02:45 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

Steve Roughley

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roughley is a human clone! It is also available in white!

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Message 12/54 22-Oct-02 @ 02:46 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

Steve Roughley

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Had to give this a go:

grandmother is a Christmas tree that has room for a wafer-thin plastic sheet inside, looks really, really good and stays exactly where you leave it.

Regards

Steve.

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Message 13/54 22-Oct-02 @ 03:31 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

Maarten

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I'm sooo easily amused, it's pathetic actually

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Message 14/54 23-Oct-02 @ 12:15 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

psylichon

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Oh man, I REALLY wanna revert to my old handle now:

improv is a hi-fi that hums incessantly! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones.

Now that's badass material.

psylichon

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Message 15/54 23-Oct-02 @ 12:23 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

influx

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influx is a trouser press that smells a bit funny and works underwater.

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

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Message 16/54 23-Oct-02 @ 06:11 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

pict

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Pict is a spiritual experience that can only be felt whilst hangliding in a kilt through the heart of a Hebridean storm eating square sliced sausage.

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Message 17/54 23-Oct-02 @ 06:45 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

influx

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vomitous is an alcoholic drink that kills all known germs dead! It purifies water.

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Message 18/54 23-Oct-02 @ 10:04 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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pongoid is a monkey-like creature that realises that simply because he walks on two legs does not necessarily qualify him as being human, normally smells mildly of peppermint, and has a tendency to make strange noises.

His mother was not a hampster and his father did not smell of elderberries.

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Message 19/54 23-Oct-02 @ 11:01 AM Edit: 23-Oct-02 | 11:01 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

Maarten

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And now use this link : http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

;)

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Message 20/54 23-Oct-02 @ 11:09 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

milan

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haha

and while at it:

haha is a handgun that uses the Amazon API, works in the rain and improves blood clotting.

:O

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