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Subject: The wife got me some new wheels....
Original Message Date: 20-Nov-07 @ 11:37 PM - The wife got me some new wheels....
It bloody turned up today... imagine my disappointment....
Fuck knows what she's buying this shit for, and why I had to loose my video/dvd/cd library room and redecorate it into a "nursery"
oh hang on.. could be something to do with her being 6 months pregnant.
Message 11/25 29-Nov-07 @ 07:44 AM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
apparently having sprogs does you the world of good.
about the no sex bit, get her to sign a post-partum* agreement, like a pre-nuptial, like those hollywood types.
*post-birth, i had to look it up, but now it just sounds like afterbirth.
Message 12/25 29-Nov-07 @ 12:10 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
Cheers Beds, I'll get her to sign something to that effect. Although I may wait until she's in labour and dosed up on gas and air before making her sign anything.
Message 13/25 29-Nov-07 @ 03:16 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
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Message 14/25 01-Dec-07 @ 03:05 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
and you reply
"yes, yes, isn't he/she!... they are so cute at this age aren't they? (and other well rehearsed lines) um, so what's your name?"
mwuahahahahah!
It's guaranteed MILF action mate up until the wife starts to get suspicious about WHY you are always so keen to go out shopping for some baby stuff... without her
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 15/25 01-Dec-07 @ 05:53 PM Edit: 01-Dec-07 | 05:54 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
edit: seemks your wheels are not facing the right way. sorry, no cleavage for you.
Message 16/25 03-Dec-07 @ 07:34 AM Edit: 03-Dec-07 | 07:34 AM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
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I guess you're on your own with this one, bub. I'm close behind. I just turned 30... wife does the same in June....
Message 17/25 03-Dec-07 @ 12:52 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
Psy, as K said, think of the MILF action !!! Congrats dude.
I got my first antenatal class tomorrow night. Thats going to be fun.... NOT.
Message 18/25 03-Dec-07 @ 05:43 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
Message 19/25 05-Dec-07 @ 02:52 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
lol, always cracks me up
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 20/25 06-Dec-07 @ 01:37 PM - RE: The wife got me some new wheels....
Which reminds me, I havent had any decent WWW* time for ages
* White Water Wristing
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