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Original Message Date: 22-Jul-10 @ 03:07 AM - New Dog

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Gotta dog -- absolutely wonderful little chappy.

However Kids just stopped wetting thier beds and now dog wets them instead - nay not just wets them actually shits them.

Thought this was a problem then discovered the cat is too afraid to leave the house when the dog is in, resulting in cat having no option but to shit and piss in the house as well!

wife has been constantly washing bedding for the last four days.

can only hope after my weekend i can refrain from the usual pissed up sleepwalk.

anybody fancy a journey to "Wildings Wonderful World of Piss and Amonia" tickets available �22.50 per person (ring side a little dearer!)

Woof Woof Martyn.

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Message 11/28 27-Jul-10 @ 02:52 PM - RE: New Dog

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LOL Jock!!!

You guys make it sound like pets are like kids permanently locked and loaded in the terrible twos.

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Message 12/28 27-Jul-10 @ 07:19 PM - RE: New Dog

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We've got 8 pups at the moment.We've got 2 going to new homes soon though.What breed is your pup?

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Message 13/28 27-Jul-10 @ 10:48 PM - RE: New Dog

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one of my mates recently got a Patterdale terrier (i think thats the one) . damn!! that dog is so powerful for it's size. it's is tiny, but has deadly powerful teeth and jaws. He reckons they are bred for aggression over hundreds of generations, so they are dead savage, lol.

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Message 14/28 28-Jul-10 @ 12:24 AM - RE: New Dog

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Ha! little phuqqer!

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Message 15/28 28-Jul-10 @ 09:26 AM - RE: New Dog

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omg that looks like something from a Stephen King film!!, lol

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Message 16/28 28-Jul-10 @ 11:31 PM - RE: New Dog

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omg that looks like something from a Stephen King film!!, lol src=images/hide.gif>

I agree. lol!

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Message 17/28 29-Jul-10 @ 12:56 AM - RE: New Dog

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looks like i've won the "whos gat a gay dog comp."
but then again i'm cool with that.

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Message 18/28 31-Jul-10 @ 10:22 AM - RE: New Dog

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Some of the new additions with parents

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Message 19/28 31-Jul-10 @ 11:28 PM - RE: New Dog

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looks like ive won the whos gat a gay dog comp.
but then again im cool with that.

omg!! your dog is like PROPER gay !!

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Message 20/28 01-Aug-10 @ 07:52 PM - RE: New Dog

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I've been thinking about becoming Gay to avoid getting into fights over my dog......

On a side note, he actually works wonders for meeting women though Its amazing how many women think hes "ever so cute / adorable"........
.........that is until he pisses on your FECKIN duvet!!!

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