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Original Message Date: 27-Oct-10 @ 09:15 PM - RE: catch 22

sitar

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i visit the dancetech forums about 3 times a day. i only post in the lounge and the music tracks and feedback section.9 out of 10 times i'm the last person to have posted a comment. i see "sitar" and i leave because i know there has been nothing new posted. here's my predicament. on the one hand i hate seeing my name as the last who posted. on the other hand when i see someone else posted i want to read their comment and respond but then d'oh! there i am again, the last one to have posted.

this gives more proof to the statement, it's not easy being me.

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Message 11/28 03-Nov-10 @ 04:54 PM - RE: catch 22

Malcolm Jeffery

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Resistance is futile is a trekkie thang Doh ive joined in again,
and now for something different.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juyBa76MzrM&feature=fvsr

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Message 12/28 04-Nov-10 @ 03:53 AM - RE: catch 22

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trekkie huh, didn't even realize. i thought it might've been dalek.

you have no chance to survive make your time.

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Message 13/28 05-Nov-10 @ 01:22 AM - RE: catch 22

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Malcolm you must be taking the "fucking monkey shit pidgeon" piss ..... i've seen this fella before, and am not quite sure if i'm laughing with or at..... I assume with as he made the post.
I once worked with a lad with tourettes (a mild form) and he wasn't funny .... imagine my dissapointment ..... however he did manage to eat half a packet of dog chocolates once (by mistake) apparently no cocoa whatsoever and 70% ash content ... now that was funny, he claimed he didn't realise they where dog chocs despite the picture of a dog skiing on the packet and assumed that they would taste better the more he ate. (Stevey you make me piss when I remember this)
must get in touch with the fella again!

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Message 14/28 05-Nov-10 @ 02:50 PM - RE: catch 22

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hehe, i worked in forestry once upon a time, and i had to work with this guy for months alone in woods. he was a weird old-boy nutter, born in kent, worked in the mines as a kid, started smoking a pipe at age 8 etc.

anyhoos, he pre-fixed every noun with the adjective of 'c*nting'

serious, it was like almost every other word. The "c*nting chainsaw" the "c*nting hammer", the "c*nting petrol can" etc etc, month in month out. What cracked me up was one time he was talking about something to do with his wife and even then he used this 'technique' and referred to his wife as "C*nting Eileen"

ffs.

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Message 15/28 05-Nov-10 @ 03:28 PM - RE: catch 22

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quote
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referred to his wife as C*nting Eileen

Wasn't that an eighties hit for Dexys Midnight Runners ?

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Message 16/28 05-Nov-10 @ 05:07 PM - RE: catch 22

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Well now i feel sorry for this chap, its a shit condition, but iam going to be honest its sometimes funny, its cruel but life is a piss take sometimes, and everyones a liar if they have never laughed at something they shouldnt, anyhow how the fck can you get a condition that ony triggers swear words, why not nice words?

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Message 17/28 05-Nov-10 @ 05:24 PM - RE: catch 22

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what ? a condition that the only symptoms are talking out loud in an unoffensive manner - isn't that just normal behaviour for lonely people.
Or is the idea you shout inoffensive things like "CALCULATOR" or do they have to be words such as "LULLABY" its a great idea - i think i'll start off with one every hour for the time being, see how things progress - i know this does not indicate i have any mental illness, but surely playing along is fun too!

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Message 18/28 05-Nov-10 @ 05:37 PM - RE: catch 22

Malcolm Jeffery

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Any how its friday and iam drinking this at the mothership, work has ended and my random barked friendly word is Tumbledryer.

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Message 19/28 06-Nov-10 @ 01:24 AM - RE: catch 22

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Budweiser! Over here, because of lawsuits and shit, they have to label the Budvar as "Czechvar."

What's worse than spit on Suzanne?

Come on Eileen.

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Message 20/28 06-Nov-10 @ 09:33 AM - RE: catch 22

Malcolm Jeffery

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Weird thing is the czech budvar was the original i think, and its way nicer than American bud.

sbout time Sitar posted again isnt it.

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