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Original Message Date: 22-Jul-10 @ 03:07 AM - New Dog

NastyM

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Gotta dog -- absolutely wonderful little chappy.

However Kids just stopped wetting thier beds and now dog wets them instead - nay not just wets them actually shits them.

Thought this was a problem then discovered the cat is too afraid to leave the house when the dog is in, resulting in cat having no option but to shit and piss in the house as well!

wife has been constantly washing bedding for the last four days.

can only hope after my weekend i can refrain from the usual pissed up sleepwalk.

anybody fancy a journey to "Wildings Wonderful World of Piss and Amonia" tickets available �22.50 per person (ring side a little dearer!)

Woof Woof Martyn.

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Message 21/28 01-Aug-10 @ 07:59 PM - RE: New Dog

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Pict (Hello there)

the dogs look great i've got a little lad who'd absolutely love them - then again we all know puppys aren't adorable forever and do there best to impersonate beavers - chewing through all in sight.

Then again they've got the best defence ever - being puppys.
You'd really struggle to drown a puppy in a sack - now then kittens thats a different matter!

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Message 22/28 01-Aug-10 @ 11:58 PM - RE: New Dog

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Those are cute puppies!

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Message 23/28 11-Aug-10 @ 01:04 AM - RE: New Dog

NastyM

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me dog good now - no poo just happy yappy chappy !!

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Message 24/28 11-Aug-10 @ 01:24 AM - RE: New Dog

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aha! so what's it's name? did u get one yet? i've always thought it'd be fun to have a small yappy dog but call it SATAN!! then when out walking with it you can say "come on satan!"

etc. that'd be cool!

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Message 25/28 11-Aug-10 @ 02:29 AM - RE: New Dog

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and it would make perfect sense for satan to piss on fire hydrants.

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Message 26/28 11-Aug-10 @ 04:27 PM - RE: New Dog

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aha! so whats its name? did u get one yet? ive always thought itd be fun to have a small yappy dog but call it SATAN!! then when out walking with it you can say come on satan!

etc. thatd be cool!

I always wanted a dog called "Syndrome" for the obvious ...... un-pc reason.

A close second was my first bosses name "Malcolm" but that may have lead to me resenting the dog and beating it.

As it happened the dog came complete with the name "Snoop"
when out walking the dog i sound like bloody Alan Carr or the like when i have to shout him.

I now refer to the hound as "Snoop Alexander Mycock" or Alex Mycock for short as that is basically all he seems to do.

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Message 27/28 14-Aug-10 @ 11:04 PM Edit: 16-Aug-10 | 02:28 AM - RE: New Dog

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lol...snoop!

today's words of wisdom:

web addresses are like women. urls just want to have fun.

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Message 28/28 16-Aug-10 @ 02:29 AM - RE: New Dog

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they used to bury knights in their armor and plant tombstones that said "rust in peace".

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