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Subject: surrealist fun for all the family
Original Message Date: 21-Oct-02 @ 03:38 PM - surrealist fun for all the family
from your house! It is made from recycled
cardboard and recites haiku."
quality.
Message 21/54 23-Oct-02 @ 09:12 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 22/54 23-Oct-02 @ 09:56 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
love is a tricycle that fetches your hat, revolves and affixes to any flat surface.
life
life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.
sex
sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.
Message 23/54 23-Oct-02 @ 10:29 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 25/54 23-Oct-02 @ 11:18 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
but it must be replaced every morning.
Message 26/54 24-Oct-02 @ 12:05 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
sadaam hussein is a Christmas tree that plays the American national anthem [!], has no moving parts and can be used by the whole family.
george w. bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.
(das deep man)
my dick is a vacuum cleaner that's not suitable for children, is actually just a solid block of plastic and has a million household uses.
AHAHAHAHAHAH, now that one's good! I bet all your dicks do the same thing... heheh
psylichon
Message 27/54 24-Oct-02 @ 12:44 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 28/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:02 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
click the new linky people, it's for a better
tomorrow (:
Message 29/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:36 AM Edit: 24-Oct-02 | 01:38 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
now the first one... man, get me away from this thing:
my ass is like a normal waffle iron, but it's laced with vodka.
my scrotum is a blow-up doll that emits heat!
www.dancetech.com is a featureless cube that records memos and displays pornography.
a fart is a stereo system that sticks to the skin!
try typing in "a gun" and see a glitch!
Oh my god can you tell I have no life or what?
psylichon
Message 30/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:41 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
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