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Original Message Date: 25-Oct-02 @ 05:45 PM - Tiger Vs Gorilla

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Who would win a fight to the death between a Bengali Tiger and a Silver Back Gorilla?

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Message 21/37 26-Oct-02 @ 09:24 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

Zazza

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of course if the gorilla was armed...

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Message 22/37 26-Oct-02 @ 09:25 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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HAHAHAHAHAH!

Damn, zazza....

psylichon

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Message 23/37 26-Oct-02 @ 11:52 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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Why does it have to be a Bengali Tiger? I think it would be much more even if it were, say, a Cyberian Tiger. Better yet, anyone remeber The Day Today with Chris Morris? We could make it interesting and use Bomb-Tigers and Bomb-Gorillas. First to explode looses!

Urrggghh. Damn I'm hung over.

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Steve.

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Message 24/37 26-Oct-02 @ 01:11 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

milan

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cyberian tiger!!! did you just invent that one? well you better patent it, otherwise i�m gonna nck it for myself!

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Message 25/37 26-Oct-02 @ 03:06 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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depends if the tiger is exclusively using authentic marshall amplifiers and cabinets.

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Message 26/37 26-Oct-02 @ 03:13 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

Steve Roughley

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Yeah, its a kind of big electric cat from the North East of Russia. It hunts microchips and needs oiling once a month. Otherwise it's a pretty good fighter.

What am I on about??? Right, sod it, I'm too hung over for this. I'm off to the Pub.

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Steve.

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Message 27/37 26-Oct-02 @ 07:45 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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erm

i meant to say that stalking thing herbifore but depends how they feel about it

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Message 28/37 26-Oct-02 @ 08:36 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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shouldn't you be worrying more about herbehind than herbifore?

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Message 29/37 26-Oct-02 @ 08:45 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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ta-da!

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Message 30/37 26-Oct-02 @ 08:48 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla

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A Silver-Back versus a Bengali Tiger? I'll bet anybody, in fact everybody here with 10 to 1 odds that if you put them both into a cage, the tiger will kill the gorilla VERY quickly. Tigers are carnivourous killing machines. That's ALL they do, apart from sleeping and making more tigers.

Gorillas are very smart and VERY strong, and yes they can be very fast, but they are not killing machines. They are primarily vegetarians as far as I know, and they have evolved differently from tigers, not as hunters. Gorillas don't stalk, they don't ambush their prey, unless you're talking about stalking the wild asparagus, and ambushing leaves and chutes.

There's my two cents. Happy now?

Ape

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