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Original Message Date: 20-May-03 @ 12:32 AM Edit: 20-May-03 | 12:34 AM - Pay attention we're everywhere
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That's my bike (what's left of it) wedged so tight beneath that truck that when he pulled back into his lane he dragged my bike with him. This is what happens when a driver doesn't pay attention. I was no more than 30 feet in front of him when he proceeded to make a left hand turn across my lane. My bike is a total loss because someone wasn't keeping their eyes on the road. I limped away from it with a few injuries (so far) and hopefully only a week or so layed up but it could have been different in so many ways. Pay attention folks because motorcyclists are everywhere and, for the motorcyclist, there is no such thing as a minor accident.
Message 21/70 20-May-03 @ 08:07 PM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
LOL, HARD, at xoxos!
I was once on the back of a vespa...lady pulled out in front of us...
stopped at a light right next to her, and my homey who was drivin us punched her passenger window out and then said some super calm, clever thing along the lines of "you might want to consider taking some driving lessons as you almost killed me and my passenger here"
fucking hilarious. poor lady was crying tho. I doubt she realized what she had done
Message 22/70 20-May-03 @ 08:53 PM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
hahaha...can't see influx) "riding bitch" lol esp' on a vespa
Message 23/70 20-May-03 @ 08:56 PM Edit: 20-May-03 | 08:57 PM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
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oh yeah - beautiful!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 24/70 20-May-03 @ 09:00 PM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
yeah. I know..sounded funny when I posted it too...
heh. yup. used to cruise around with homey on that thing all the time! I was smaller then but not much
Message 25/70 20-May-03 @ 09:20 PM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
the upside?... a loverly summer day... you pull up alongside some guy's cabriolet with the top down or a bimma or gti whatever with the wqindows down, and give his girl a few smiles in the passenger seat... he gets raggy and starts to rev his engine... then the lights change and you do a Looooonnnnnnng clutch-slipping red-line pull-away leaving him coughing in a cloud of luverly blue 2-stroke smoke - heh heh *chuckle*
Mine was stock, with expansions - I had a dial-guage and used to set the ignition every week and do a de-coke & reset every fortnight (takes about 2 hours inc' engine removal & refit) and it could easily keep up with a gsx1100 up to 80-90 mph no sweat.
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 26/70 20-May-03 @ 11:55 PM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
One was on my way to driver's ed. Yes, until recently, it could correctly be stated that if I had never taken driver's ed, I'd have a perfect driving record. Until...
More recently I was on my way to get weed. You see, I generally try to never run out of weed. And I'm pretty much always high, so when I'm driving, I'm high. This may piss some of you off, but oh well. The fact of the matter is, the FIRST time I drive sober (on my way to get high) in many years, I get in a fender bender (partly my fault). Luckily dude had no insurance, so he handled things himself. My car was fine. Anyway...
I only get in accidents if irony is involved.
psy
Message 27/70 20-May-03 @ 11:57 PM Edit: 21-May-03 | 12:08 AM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
Then when i was 16 i got a shiny(dont laugh now!) Suzuki TS50 trail/road bike and as stated above, eventually had a collision and came off the fucker at only 25-30 mph. Theres something COMPLETELY different about coming off a dirtbike and crashing on the road. Ive never even SAT on a bike since (25 now), dont think i could.
They say pee into the wind n all that but i dunno, that pic looks pretty full on - Glad your ok Mick, and when you get back on mebbe get a bright yellow bodysuit! .
SpinbacK
Message 28/70 21-May-03 @ 12:46 AM - RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
Not sure if it's smart, or cool... but who am I to argue, HE WAS a better driver stoned than sober!!!
Spare helmets are useful for the particularly dense motorist who insists on the random lane change!
e
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