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Subject: fcuking welsh
Original Message Date: 20-Sep-05 @ 06:08 PM - fcuking welsh
As well as sex at No 10, there's profanity too. Price - a former BBC journalist - reveals that an angry Mr Blair shouted: "Fucking Welsh" when it looked like Labour might lose the first assembly election and said that he couldn't stand "fucking prelates". Mr Campbell was not shy of calling his boss a "dickhead" to his face.
[from the times]
Pass notes
No 6: THE F***ING WELSH
Esgusodwch fi?
You heard me, I said the f***ing Welsh. The Prime Minister said it and so can I.
Esgusodwch fi?
And thats another thing I cant stand about you people. You speak English behind our backs but when you come near us you start speaking in Welsh.
Esgusodwch fi?
As I was saying. Tony Blair allegedly shouted F****** Welsh when it looked as if Labour might lose the first Welsh Assembly elections, according to Lance Price, the former Labour spin-doctor. I never thought he had it in him.
Esgusodwch fi?
Dont pretend you cant understand me. Loquacious, immoral, stunted, bigoted, dark, ugly, pugnacious little trolls that was A.A. Gill, 1998. Of coursehe got savaged for that by, guesswho, the Welsh but he was spot on. Are you listening to me?
Esgusodwch fi?
Not forgetting Anne Robinson. She said that she would like to banish the Welsh into oblivion in Room 101: Ive never taken to them. What are they for? she said. No one in their right mind would go holidaying in Pwllheli, she said. You look the type to come from Pwllheli.
Esgusodwch fi?
But then the police spent £3,800 on an inquiry into her anti-Welsh comments. They assigned four officers to the case. Two of them even went to London, to interview Greg Dyke, the BBC Director-General. £3,800! Of our money. What is Wales, anyway? Ill tell you what it is a unit of measurement, as in an area the size of Wales .
Esgusodwch fi?
Please, I beg of you, stop using that funny language. I cant take it any more. I admit it, I was traumatised by Ivor the Engine as a boy but I can change. I have a terrible crush on Charlotte Church. Its agony. Anthony Hopkins is the greatest living British actor. Its all true. Just stop shutting me out.
F***ing English.
Message 21/39 23-Sep-05 @ 09:23 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
greg
Message 22/39 23-Sep-05 @ 02:08 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 23/39 23-Sep-05 @ 05:54 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
As for the language, I lived in the UK years ago, and it still haunts me.
Ape
Message 24/39 26-Sep-05 @ 03:20 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
i remember now that ann robinson went over the states to take the piss out of the for a while- is the US equivelent just as cunty?
so which UK yonny do you rate over US minge?
greg
Message 25/39 26-Sep-05 @ 03:49 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
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Message 27/39 26-Sep-05 @ 10:03 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
phwoaaar
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 28/39 11-Oct-05 @ 08:25 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
meanwhile ...
the scousers are apologising to the welsh for ethnic cleansing.
what about apologisng for jimmy tarbuck and sonia?
Message 29/39 12-Oct-05 @ 02:41 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
too bloody right!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 30/39 13-Oct-05 @ 02:50 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Their Chief Characteristics, Customs, and Manners
ENGLISH
Racial Characteristics:
Cold-blooded queers with nasty complexions and terrible teeth who once conquered half the world but still haven't figured out central heating. They warm their beers and chill their baths and boil all their food, including bread. An intensely snobbish group, but who exactly they're snubbing is an international mystery. Lately they've been getting their comeuppance world power-wise, as their shabby, antiquated, and bankrupt little back alley of a country slowly winds down like the ill-crafted clockwork playthings of which their undersized children are so fond. In fact, last year their entire government had to kiss the ass of the fat aboriginal nig-nog who runs Uganda to retrieve a single flit hack writer from the clutches of that august nation. They all have large collections of something useless like lamp finials or toad eggs, and they would have lost both world wars if it were not for us. They like to be spanked with canes and that's just what they deserve.
Good Points:
It's relatively easy to make yourself understood with them.
Proper Forms of Address:
Limey, lime-eater, pom, poof, sister-boy.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the English Character:
In his unpublished memoirs, Benjamin Disraeli tells the story of a political conference with then-Prime Minister William Gladstone, who habitually conducted such private discussions while being fellated by an able-bodied seaman of the Royal Navy. At one point during their talk, the sailor suddenly looked up from Gladstone's penis and said, "Excuse me, Sir, but you've come."
"By Jove, so I have," said Gladstone, and he gave the tar a sovereign.
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