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Original Message Date: 21-Oct-02 @ 03:38 PM - surrealist fun for all the family

steef

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"steef is a teddybear that cannot be removed
from your house! It is made from recycled
cardboard and recites haiku."

quality.

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Message 31/54 24-Oct-02 @ 02:13 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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n3 is like a normal breakfast cereal, but it works at twice the normal speed.

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Message 32/54 24-Oct-02 @ 02:17 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

steef

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*sniff* but I only wanted to eat your brains.
Hardly unreasonable.

"eating brains for fun is like a normal
suppository, but it induces lucid dreaming."

how did they know?

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Message 33/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:05 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

marianimal

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"animal is like a normal waffle iron, but it's laced with vodka."

Hilarious linky. Pongoid and Pict, you guys just made yours up. Use the link!

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Message 34/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:11 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

dj consuelo

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dj consuelo is a toilet seat! It always points to magnetic north!

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Message 35/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:12 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

guards of magog

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guards of magog is a cricket bat that catches small fish, cuts through stone as if it were butter and uses the Amazon API.

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Message 36/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:13 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

bps

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bass pro shop is a stapler that moulds to fit its user!

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Message 37/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:29 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

influx

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and damballah is a poor soul suffering from MPD. We should all chip in and get him help!

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Message 38/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:31 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

damballah

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hehehe

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Message 39/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:35 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

psylichon

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ok, I think we're starting to get enough info to reverse-engineer this site's algorithm. I mean, did anyone else notice that animal and my ass are the same thing?

(wouldn't be the first time I heard that one, knowudimean knowudimean, nudge, nudge)

psylichon

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Message 40/54 24-Oct-02 @ 11:06 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family

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yeah, I got a match. My ass and your face

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