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Subject: Roland sucks
Original Message Date: 30-Oct-99 @ 03:27 PM - Roland sucks
not saying i believe this totally, but maybe it will bring some attention to this forum..but maybe roland does truly suck ass compared to
Message 41/42 08-Jan-00 @ 05:14 PM - RE: Roland sucks
hey, defector, i think that korg's modwhell/pitchbend in one are cool as shit. roland's just plain suck 
just kidding. i don't care. people should buy european, especially german when it comes to dsp synths, then get on with life. my thought. no offense roland users. offense to the company
just kidding. i don't care. people should buy european, especially german when it comes to dsp synths, then get on with life. my thought. no offense roland users. offense to the company
Message 42/42 09-Jan-00 @ 11:02 AM - RE: Roland sucks
guys... i think we just lost the Roland contract - :-)..
heh heh - reminds me of a joke - Bernard Matthews, (a huge brit turkey-meat product company owner) goes to see the pope, and says:
"Your Holiness, if you could just change the Lords prayer to say... 'Give us this day our daily TURKEY' ... we'd make alot of money, and we'll give you a million..."
:
the pope says he can't do that
so Bernard Matthews says the same request, but offers him 5 million... again the pope refuses, and again and again, until Matthews reaches an offer of 20 million $'s, then the pope accepts the ofer and promises he'll change the Lords prayer...
anyways - the Pope call's a meeting of the cardinals, and says: "I got good news and bad news" -
"give us the good news first" says the cardinals...
"ok, we just won a 20 million contract"
"and the bad news?"
"we lost the Hovis account"
heh heh - reminds me of a joke - Bernard Matthews, (a huge brit turkey-meat product company owner) goes to see the pope, and says:
"Your Holiness, if you could just change the Lords prayer to say... 'Give us this day our daily TURKEY' ... we'd make alot of money, and we'll give you a million..."
:
the pope says he can't do that
so Bernard Matthews says the same request, but offers him 5 million... again the pope refuses, and again and again, until Matthews reaches an offer of 20 million $'s, then the pope accepts the ofer and promises he'll change the Lords prayer...
anyways - the Pope call's a meeting of the cardinals, and says: "I got good news and bad news" -
"give us the good news first" says the cardinals...
"ok, we just won a 20 million contract"
"and the bad news?"
"we lost the Hovis account"
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