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Subject: that time of the month?
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Original Message Date: 13-Dec-02 @ 02:58 PM - that time of the month?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
psy
Message 41/101 17-Dec-02 @ 08:58 PM - RE: that time of the month?
I am not xoxos. I apologized because he made a at you regarding your music. I happen to think you are a quite competant musician. I hope you were taking my comment as a compliment.
Trill
Message 42/101 17-Dec-02 @ 09:28 PM - RE: that time of the month?
psy
Message 43/101 18-Dec-02 @ 03:22 AM - RE: that time of the month?
Message 45/101 20-Dec-02 @ 05:28 PM - RE: that time of the month?
A man went to the doctor's because he suffered from terrible
headaches.
The doctor gave him a full exam and shook his head. "I'm sorry," the
doctor said, " You have an inoperable brain tumor and will need to
have a brain transplant immediately. I can operate on you today but
you'll need to pick out a brain."
The man followed the doctor into another room to pick out his
brain.
"Okay," the doctor said, "the men's brains are over here and cost
$100,000. Or you could get a woman's brain, over there, those cost
$30,000. Pick which ever one you want."
The man could not help but ask, "Why such a difference in price
between the male and the female brain?"
"Well," the doctor replied, "you have to take into account that the
female brain was actually used."
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.
What the quickest way to a man's heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife.
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.
A farmer and his wife are in bed. He reaches forward and feels her
breasts.
He says "you know if these were bigger we wouldn't need the cow"
She reaches back to feel his penis and says "If this was bigger we
wouldn't need the farm manager"
Q: How are men and linolium alike?
A: If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the
rest of your life!
Message 46/101 20-Dec-02 @ 08:16 PM - RE: that time of the month?
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 48/101 20-Dec-02 @ 11:52 PM - RE: that time of the month?
funny shit
but THIS: "What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. "
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!
Message 49/101 21-Dec-02 @ 12:59 AM Edit: 21-Dec-02 | 01:01 AM - RE: that time of the month?
our lunge and speed and bloody secret:
the way to a man's heart is through his chest"
sorry for the o/t in the o/t thread again...
Message 50/101 21-Dec-02 @ 08:26 AM - RE: that time of the month?
Nothin' you hadn't told the bitch twice allready.
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