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Original Message Date: 08-Aug-03 @ 08:03 PM Edit: 08-Aug-03 | 10:59 PM - ,

Mick

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Or get lynched.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :

1. It beats being an American.

2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge f**koff shotguns and cover your house in their skins

9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :

1. You can have a woman president without electing her

2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it

3. You can call Budweiser beer

4. You can be a crook and still be president

5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything

6. If you can breathe you can get a gun

7. You get to be really obese

8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"

10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

10a. When you're not.

10b. At all.

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Message 31/131 16-Aug-03 @ 10:13 AM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

Bastiaan

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One reason NOT to be Scottish, Welsh, or Northern Irish:

1. You�re STILL a British colony.

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Message 32/131 16-Aug-03 @ 11:19 AM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

pict

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Ooh!Naughty Bastardiaan.

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Message 33/131 16-Aug-03 @ 06:29 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

meriphew

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Hey Mick - you forgot to list #11
11. The freedom to talk smack without the fear of getting stomped even if you are a spent wad.

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Message 34/131 17-Aug-03 @ 08:48 AM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

Mick

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Yeah, but start "saying" something that could count....

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Message 35/131 17-Aug-03 @ 06:11 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

meriphew

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Wow. Good comeback. How could I ever top that?

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Message 36/131 17-Aug-03 @ 06:12 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

meriphew

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Yawn.

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Message 37/131 17-Aug-03 @ 06:48 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

Mick

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What is your malfunction? Oh wait, you're part of the lynching party. I was wondering when you would show up.

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Message 38/131 17-Aug-03 @ 09:14 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

meriphew

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So Mick - Are you Canadian or American, and where do you live?

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Message 39/131 17-Aug-03 @ 10:51 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

Mick

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I live in the country I was born and have no particular nationalist leanings. I do however have a sense of irony and find nationalist stereotypes amusing. For that matter I find many people who call themselves "patriots" to be the ultimate joke. However I find "patriots" who have never served their country to be the lowest form of nationalist cretin. As a result, I can't help but baiting such people at times. Its a character flaw, I know, but I have so many other character flaws I find less amusing that I'll spend my time working on those.

Oh hell, I'll give it up. I'm second generation American whose paternal great grandmother & grandmother were first & second generation French Canadian (Upper Town - Quebec) My paternal great grandfather was British & grandfather was Welsh. Maternal grandparents where Canadian (not much info there). Why would any of this be of interest to you? Actually, its kind of boring really (I'm about half asleep writing all this). Can't wait. No really, I am breathless with anticipation.

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Message 40/131 17-Aug-03 @ 10:54 PM - RE: I'll burn in hell for this...

Mick

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Did your Machine Drum crap out on you again? I know how cranky I get when a piece of gear gets finicky.

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