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Original Message 1/30 28-Jan-99 @ 04:41 PM - This forum is for high school kids

fartmaker

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You can tell that this forum is filled with kids who think that because they can play two chords in succession they should be rock stars.

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Message 2/30 28-Jan-99 @ 10:33 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Rafael

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You know what troubles me, fartmaker...
This are the guys that actually become the stars. This new high tech stuff does everything for them.

Rafael

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Message 3/30 29-Jan-99 @ 04:11 AM - No it doesn't

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This is all semi-pro gear. With semi pro musicians.

Kinda like amateur night at the comedy club.

fartmaker says, "Don't quit your day jobs, guys."

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Message 4/30 29-Jan-99 @ 10:15 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Rafael

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We all have to start somewhere. And there is no reason to buy cheap gear that suxx if you can afford semipro.

But I think I know what botters you and I'm thinking in much the same way. What will the art of music become to if everybody get to play around with pro gear. And what's worse get out pro sound not even knowing what they're doing?

Rafael

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Message 5/30 29-Jan-99 @ 07:39 PM - It's the hype mongers that kill me.

fartmaker

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It's the people that say, "This card is the best, and the rest suck" that get me. Bullshit. Hey people - your making demos, and most of them suck. Most people think that the vocal has to be mixed in LOUD as to feature them. You end up drowning out the rest of the instruments, Poindexter!#$@!

I suggest: give up your instruments and go in the corner and jack off.

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Message 6/30 04-Feb-99 @ 12:14 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

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well fartmaker, by your name, you sound like a high school kid.. let me tell you, im in high school, and i would never have the audacity to claim that i am better merely because i am older. There are a lot of young people out there making great music, and a lot of old people making shitty music. So it's not just age. Music is no longer available to only rich people. Just about anyone who wants to can make music nowadays. Its wonderful. A lot of music that would not have been produced by large companies is now popular because of the "young" people you are complaining about. Too much talking, not enough thinking, fartmaker. (btw: what the hell kind of a mature name is "fartmaker", anyway)

chrisdogg

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Message 7/30 04-Feb-99 @ 01:42 AM - Like I said, this forum is for high schoolers...

Fartmaker

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Spare me the self righteousness, little kid. So many people have the response, "Well, I'm not that way". That response lacks awareness and shows that you just look at things from your own point of view and not from a perspective that you obviously lack.

The truth is, most high school kids into music are doing it to be cool, do drugs with their buddies, and to get chiks. The last one, I could go with, but the first two, forget it. For every young Satriani, there are 1000's of Kurt Cobains who can't even tune their fucking guitars!!

Face it. Your a nerd, Pissdog. You're awkward, gangly, and pizza faced. But don't take it personally; we were all there once.

Again, I suggest quiting your music and jerking off to Porn on the net...

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Message 8/30 04-Feb-99 @ 03:09 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

TheRite

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WHAT???

Is this the kind of subject you guys want to discuss?
I think thats totally useless.
Isn't it obvious to everybody that there's some good and a lot of crappy musicians in every age catagory, and isn't it quite understandable that anyone who's into music dreams of being a rock-star
(or a intelligent techno-star in my case (hi aphex))?
Of course there's a lot of people overestimating theyre posibilities in music,or any other field for that matter, but what's the harm in that?

Stay positive dudes!!
(Sorrie fOOr tHE taaipoOos.)

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Message 9/30 04-Feb-99 @ 06:18 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

rouge

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What fucking bullshit....
Satriani, hes a self-indulgent twat who wanks with his guitar. He can't even write a good melody because hes too busy fucking his guitar.
Sometimes the simple things in life are the best.

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Message 10/30 04-Feb-99 @ 10:04 PM - Rouge, your an idiot

Fartmaker

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I could understand if you don't like his style of music,
but to say that Satriani sucks, well you suck.

Probably dick.

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Message 11/30 05-Feb-99 @ 12:37 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

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Whatta fuck is this?!?
What's the point in creating a topic just to diss people?? Fartmaker, we're kids with interests and dreams.... And -hey!! We're living those dreams! So we don't need grumpy assholes like you to tell us your lame opinions!!!
We're young...... You're old.......
We're hippies..... You probably weren't?
We've got our (funky & fresh) taste..... You've got yours....
Who do you think owns the future of music?
Get real!!!!

Sex, drugs & Anarchy!!!!

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Message 12/30 05-Feb-99 @ 04:18 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

jp6

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fartmaker your a smart man
coming up with these great comments

let me guess? middle aged man making 4.75/hour , still wearing his black band shirts from the 80's
and talking about how fast he can play his "licks"

you must be proud of yourself starting this thread

for everyone else don't get toooo excited he's just white trash
living a pretty shiity life by the looks of it

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Message 13/30 05-Feb-99 @ 06:34 AM - Wrong answer

Fartmaker

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I'm actually 25. I make lots of money as an executive in a well known corporation. And I be black. And I like white women. Especially your mothers.

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Message 14/30 05-Feb-99 @ 08:17 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Brenballs

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Fartmaker......I just have to say, I dont know where you are from in the world, but you are a prick. Fuck off out of here.

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Message 15/30 05-Feb-99 @ 04:57 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Fartmaker

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Well guess what? I was the one who posted the "KILO SUCK MY DICK" thread. Fuck you all.

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Message 16/30 06-Feb-99 @ 12:18 AM - I DID NOT POST THAT!!

Fartmaker

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I can't believe that I ruffled so many feathers. How can you take a bunch a bullshit talk seriously, people?

You should be laughing, not vigorously defending yourself. Don't take yourself seriously, folks!!

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Message 17/30 06-Feb-99 @ 05:17 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

jp6

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whats the point?????????
nothing better to do??????
please don't try any lead anyone into believing your an executive...come on
if you had any class you would not have started any of this

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Message 18/30 06-Feb-99 @ 11:31 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Brenballs

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See.....he's speechless......an executive wanker!

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Message 19/30 06-Feb-99 @ 05:41 PM - Brenballs, you don't have any balls..

Fartmaker

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Don't all of you dipshits see that if you keep responding, then I win!! Your supposed to ignore all this crap and not dignify me with your responses.

But hey, I guess I'm the most dignified person in this forum! And by the way, most of the responses are lame. Can't anyone come up with witty, cutting remarks where all I can say is "Touche"?

This only reinforces the stereotype of the dumb musician.....Hey, far out man, I can play a chord!! I'm a rock star, dude!!

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Message 20/30 07-Feb-99 @ 11:44 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

kilo

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Charlie / Fartmaker.......didnt you hear ?... actions speak louder than words.....

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Message 21/30 07-Feb-99 @ 03:52 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Bubbles

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Fartmaker....

Give us the your top 10 do's and don'ts for rock stars....this should keep you entertained....

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Message 22/30 07-Feb-99 @ 05:36 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

shado

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Wanna impress me? Suck my cock! BTW IF you're not in the band or fucking the band, Fuck off!!!! Dale

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Message 23/30 07-Feb-99 @ 06:09 PM - That's the best you can do?

fartmaker

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Boy, you guys are dumb. Fuck off? I've already heard that one. Action speaks louder than words? That's really witty. Suck my cock? That's articulate.

Do's and don't for rocks stars? That's something I can tackle......Listen and learn....

Do:
Look in the mirror when you strike that "E" power cord,
and give a menacing stare.

Do:
Flip your long hair back every 3 seconds so people will pay attention to you (because otherwise, they won't.)

Do:
Limit your vocabulary to "dude" or "cool".

Don't:
Be seen with any dorks that could blow you away on guitar.
It doesn't matter if you could learn a thing a two, either.

Don't:
Practice every day. Once a week is enough. You can jam along to Megadeth or Crow songs, if you can ever figure out the chords.

Don't:
quit drinking, drugs, wear a condom, or develop a good attitude. You can be irresponsible, big-headed, and an asshole, too. Don't forget - you have long hair and a guitar, so the whole world owes you something.....

It's obvious to me that I'm dealing with people that are less intelligent than I am. I can tell by the responses.
Can anyone out there see that this is not serious and not take it as a personal attack!?!

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Message 24/30 08-Feb-99 @ 09:37 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

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This is DanceTech....I don't think there are too many long-haired guitar players here...well maybe just a couple. Anyway, keep em coming Fartmaker...I need something to cheer up a monday morning.

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Message 25/30 08-Feb-99 @ 12:51 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

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fartmaker,

I'm afraid you're setting up yourself for some good ol'time ol'fashioned deathbed regret...

You'll be thinking.. why did I waste my best years taunting and stirring... If only I hadn't wasted my time...

This site is about music (?) - less wind more sound* ...

damn still no touche in sight... oops..

this was supposed to be a serious rebuttal**

* and no fart jokes about that statement!
** again, no fart jokes!

after all, where is the source of merriment in a forced exhale of digestive gases through a weakened sphincter, resulting in an often audible vibration of the surrounding flesh? What's so funny about that hey?

What's so funny if your sitting in a quiet waiting room, perhaps within hearing distance of a pretty secretary, when such an event occurs?

And you'd have to be truly corrupt to think it funny that your boss made such a noise in an important board meeting, perhaps after making what every right-minded person knows is a serious point.

e.g.
Boss: "We must not allow these dismal financial predictions to affect our advertising budget.. We must NOT!" [short sharp blat]

There is nothing funny about arguments in which important issues are punctuated and accentuated by these bodily phenomena.

to summarise, Mr. Maker..
.. for god sakes, grow up and get serious! [blat]

Touche!

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Message 26/30 08-Feb-99 @ 04:08 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

Charlie

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Kilo, I have no bone with you, I enjoy this site, you have me mixed up with someone else.

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Message 27/30 08-Feb-99 @ 11:11 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

kilo

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r-e-e-e-e-e-a-ly ??.... they're using the same pc as you then Chas old boy....anyways... the dogs have been let loose... so if it aint you then it's cool right !!?........ and....whoever posted it... i actually have long hair and shred..... and frankly loads of people in the dancescene came from rock and punk... it's not all corporate tit shots and designer alchohol y'know... most of the dance heros are about 40 years old now... and the DJ's....but thats only natural... these people were laying the foundation years back... now they are in controilling positions, or in top positions... that is natural..... years of hard work....

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Message 28/30 10-Feb-99 @ 01:13 AM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

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I agree with you 100%, in fact I used to play crossover metal/punk (80s) and had hair to my ass, well those days are gone and I got into drum machines, new wave,electronic dance etc. and the sequencer days began. It still is fun to just pick up the guitar and play though, I'm a bit obsessive about everything so the gear sometimes is an obstacle to composing and just finishing a track. BTW, there are a least million or so PCs out there, and just so many brands to go around, please keep that in mind next time.

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Message 29/30 10-Feb-99 @ 01:46 AM - to Mr. Touche

Fartmaker

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Very well done!!

An amusing reply. Get serious? This place is already full of kids who take themselves to seriously. I will not.

I take the carmudgeon role with great pride. To see all the children ringing their teeth out in fustration is amusing to me. At least your response had something to it, not just the standard "fuck you".

Keep em' coming.

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Message 30/30 10-Feb-99 @ 08:13 PM - RE: This forum is for high school kids

kilo

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yeah...a mate of mine just been gettying into working with his kit and a drum box.... he's really into it....

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