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Original Message 1/54 21-Oct-02 @ 03:38 PM - surrealist fun for all the family
from your house! It is made from recycled
cardboard and recites haiku."
quality.
Message 2/54 21-Oct-02 @ 06:06 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
"milan is like a normal razor, but it emits thick black smoke."
lets see you try to up that one ;)
Message 3/54 21-Oct-02 @ 09:05 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
setup !
Message 4/54 21-Oct-02 @ 09:16 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
lovely linky you little moonster.
Message 5/54 21-Oct-02 @ 09:59 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Sounds a bit too much like Towelie for me...
Message 6/54 22-Oct-02 @ 09:31 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
what my mam always said.
Message 7/54 22-Oct-02 @ 10:59 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 8/54 22-Oct-02 @ 12:11 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
I'm changing my name.
Message 9/54 22-Oct-02 @ 01:04 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Mines too cool... hehe. Hmmm, now where are my glow-sticks?
Message 11/54 22-Oct-02 @ 02:45 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 12/54 22-Oct-02 @ 02:46 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
grandmother is a Christmas tree that has room for a wafer-thin plastic sheet inside, looks really, really good and stays exactly where you leave it.
Regards
Steve.
Message 13/54 22-Oct-02 @ 03:31 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 14/54 23-Oct-02 @ 12:15 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
improv is a hi-fi that hums incessantly! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones.
Now that's badass material.
psylichon
Message 15/54 23-Oct-02 @ 12:23 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
Message 16/54 23-Oct-02 @ 06:11 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 17/54 23-Oct-02 @ 06:45 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 18/54 23-Oct-02 @ 10:04 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
His mother was not a hampster and his father did not smell of elderberries.
Message 19/54 23-Oct-02 @ 11:01 AM Edit: 23-Oct-02 | 11:01 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
;)
Message 20/54 23-Oct-02 @ 11:09 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
and while at it:
haha is a handgun that uses the Amazon API, works in the rain and improves blood clotting.
:O
Message 21/54 23-Oct-02 @ 09:12 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 22/54 23-Oct-02 @ 09:56 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
love is a tricycle that fetches your hat, revolves and affixes to any flat surface.
life
life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.
sex
sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.
Message 23/54 23-Oct-02 @ 10:29 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 25/54 23-Oct-02 @ 11:18 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
but it must be replaced every morning.
Message 26/54 24-Oct-02 @ 12:05 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
sadaam hussein is a Christmas tree that plays the American national anthem [!], has no moving parts and can be used by the whole family.
george w. bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.
(das deep man)
my dick is a vacuum cleaner that's not suitable for children, is actually just a solid block of plastic and has a million household uses.
AHAHAHAHAHAH, now that one's good! I bet all your dicks do the same thing... heheh
psylichon
Message 27/54 24-Oct-02 @ 12:44 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 28/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:02 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
click the new linky people, it's for a better
tomorrow (:
Message 29/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:36 AM Edit: 24-Oct-02 | 01:38 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
now the first one... man, get me away from this thing:
my ass is like a normal waffle iron, but it's laced with vodka.
my scrotum is a blow-up doll that emits heat!
www.dancetech.com is a featureless cube that records memos and displays pornography.
a fart is a stereo system that sticks to the skin!
try typing in "a gun" and see a glitch!
Oh my god can you tell I have no life or what?
psylichon
Message 30/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:41 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
bwwwahaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
Message 31/54 24-Oct-02 @ 02:13 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 32/54 24-Oct-02 @ 02:17 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Hardly unreasonable.
"eating brains for fun is like a normal
suppository, but it induces lucid dreaming."
how did they know?
Message 33/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:05 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Hilarious linky. Pongoid and Pict, you guys just made yours up. Use the link!
Message 34/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:11 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 35/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:12 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 36/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:13 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 37/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:29 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 39/54 24-Oct-02 @ 04:35 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
(wouldn't be the first time I heard that one, knowudimean knowudimean, nudge, nudge)
psylichon
Message 40/54 24-Oct-02 @ 11:06 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 41/54 24-Oct-02 @ 01:38 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
should be exiled to the isle of man and
banned from playing for england."
i made that one up. sadly.
Message 42/54 24-Oct-02 @ 07:16 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 43/54 24-Oct-02 @ 07:22 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
and I think influx was kidding. Man, you really get misinterpreted there, don't ya, dood? :}
psylichon
Message 44/54 24-Oct-02 @ 09:04 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
i, roboteater
Message 46/54 27-Oct-02 @ 05:26 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 48/54 27-Oct-02 @ 06:55 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 49/54 27-Oct-02 @ 11:50 AM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
Message 50/54 27-Oct-02 @ 02:36 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
tattooed. it's andy's "art project". surrealist fun for all the family pets as well.
Message 51/54 27-Oct-02 @ 07:28 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
psylichon
Message 52/54 27-Oct-02 @ 07:46 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
not that that's surreal either
Message 53/54 27-Oct-02 @ 08:33 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
sorry my previous comment was a bit off tempo but i was hung up on the way the dog looks like a forlorn spaceman like he just got his ass wrongfully tattooed before i saw (what i naturally took to be marker)
Message 54/54 27-Oct-02 @ 10:11 PM - RE: surrealist fun for all the family
I was completely just jokin. ass and face..reminded me of the smartass comment people used to toss when youd ask for a match
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