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Subject: Tiger Vs Gorilla
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Original Message 1/37 25-Oct-02 @ 05:45 PM - Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 4/37 25-Oct-02 @ 06:26 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 5/37 25-Oct-02 @ 06:40 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 6/37 25-Oct-02 @ 06:52 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
the pussy would have him whipped
Message 7/37 25-Oct-02 @ 07:00 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 8/37 25-Oct-02 @ 07:03 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 9/37 25-Oct-02 @ 07:07 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
psylichon
Message 10/37 25-Oct-02 @ 07:09 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Knowing this, the gorilla would grab the tiger, in mid air and roll it over onto the floor before the tiger had a chance to bite it.
Then it would just be a case of elbowing the tiger in the skull.
Message 11/37 25-Oct-02 @ 07:28 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 12/37 25-Oct-02 @ 07:35 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
And I'm about to answer, when i realize how absurd the question is...
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Message 14/37 25-Oct-02 @ 09:09 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
err, uh...
I once watched a bobcat eat a rabbit..from stalk to kill to pretty much nothin left.
trippy
Message 15/37 25-Oct-02 @ 09:31 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
how old are they.., i mean the old one could just slife the life from under it and the young one
could make the bother to do it, or be old, erm
Message 16/37 25-Oct-02 @ 11:23 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 17/37 26-Oct-02 @ 12:26 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 18/37 26-Oct-02 @ 01:40 AM Edit: 26-Oct-02 | 01:40 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 20/37 26-Oct-02 @ 03:27 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
psylichon
Message 23/37 26-Oct-02 @ 11:52 AM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Urrggghh. Damn I'm hung over.
Regards.
Steve.
Message 24/37 26-Oct-02 @ 01:11 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 25/37 26-Oct-02 @ 03:06 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 26/37 26-Oct-02 @ 03:13 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
What am I on about??? Right, sod it, I'm too hung over for this. I'm off to the Pub.
Regards.
Steve.
Message 27/37 26-Oct-02 @ 07:45 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
i meant to say that stalking thing herbifore but depends how they feel about it
Message 28/37 26-Oct-02 @ 08:36 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 30/37 26-Oct-02 @ 08:48 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Gorillas are very smart and VERY strong, and yes they can be very fast, but they are not killing machines. They are primarily vegetarians as far as I know, and they have evolved differently from tigers, not as hunters. Gorillas don't stalk, they don't ambush their prey, unless you're talking about stalking the wild asparagus, and ambushing leaves and chutes.
There's my two cents. Happy now?
Ape
Message 31/37 26-Oct-02 @ 09:02 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 32/37 26-Oct-02 @ 09:45 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 33/37 26-Oct-02 @ 09:52 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
caught and kept in a jar and fed it other bugs
for stoned entertainment -- flies, crickets,
whatever we could come up with. then one
night we came upon a praying mantis and
figured we'd feed that to the spider. wrong!! the
mantis immediately spotted the spider,
reached out, grabbed it and dealt it a death
blow with one swift chomp right between all of
its eyes. then it tucked the spider body under
one arm and yanked off its legs one by one
and ate 'em like chicken wings. that was one
ballsy little bug, we even let it loose on the
floor and it was ready to go mano a mano with
my roommate's big orange cat.
Message 34/37 26-Oct-02 @ 09:55 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
psylichon
Message 35/37 26-Oct-02 @ 10:02 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
but....I thought gorillas DO have arms!!!!
i still say they should just hug
mantises are freaky as FUCK
Message 36/37 26-Oct-02 @ 10:43 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
Message 37/37 26-Oct-02 @ 11:21 PM - RE: Tiger Vs Gorilla
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