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Original Message 1/16 27-Nov-02 @ 08:27 AM - Rudd is Rude!

Steve Webster

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Amazing player. Best striker in europe?

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Message 2/16 27-Nov-02 @ 03:46 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

The Best Man Alive

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I have superior skills to that weasel.

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Message 3/16 27-Nov-02 @ 04:36 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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Its Ruud NOT Rudd! How rude!

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Message 4/16 27-Nov-02 @ 04:46 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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none of you tossers are a match for me. i'm
top bollocks, i am.

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Message 5/16 27-Nov-02 @ 04:52 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

Steve Webster

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What, your top at being bollocks?

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Message 6/16 27-Nov-02 @ 05:21 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

jimmy hill

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don't get cheeky with me sonny or i'll chin you.

geddit? i said 'chin'. see? 'chin'!!!!
hahahahah!!!! you see i was making a joke
about jimmy hills massive chin, therein lies
my genius. you should feel priveliged to post
in the same thread as me. chin i said!!
CHIN!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

does anyone know if eating a whole packet of
gravy granules can have a serious mental
affect on you?

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Message 7/16 27-Nov-02 @ 06:35 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

Maarten

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You guys always do this to the Dutch... Rudd-Ruud Marteen-Maarten... damn you, get your vowels straight.

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Message 8/16 27-Nov-02 @ 06:51 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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it's all the fucking dope they smoke....

they say marten and draw out the vowel cos they are stoned...

re:

"Maaaaarten maaaaan.. pass the bong!"

or

"ruuuuud maaan... pass the chilum maaaan"

then it is simply shortened to make passport printing easier

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Message 9/16 27-Nov-02 @ 10:50 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

Steve Roughley

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I like this thread

Steve.

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Message 10/16 27-Nov-02 @ 11:24 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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hehe@k!

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Message 11/16 28-Nov-02 @ 09:02 AM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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e e e e

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Message 12/16 28-Nov-02 @ 09:51 AM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

Steve Webster

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Is Henry better than Ruud now?

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Message 13/16 28-Nov-02 @ 10:14 AM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

Maaaaaaaaarten

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Ahh, that explains alot yes... I bet your still mis-pronouncing the "d" though. hehe

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Message 14/16 28-Nov-02 @ 06:19 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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Ruud Gullit - hmmm... my mate went to the wembley cup final the year Gullit was one of the managers (my mate has contacts to get 'behind the scenes' tickets so to speak, so he went to the game in the box and afterwards to the festivities) and at the piss-up afterwards, Gullit was slapping his wife about in public... well sad.

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Message 15/16 28-Nov-02 @ 06:39 PM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

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I still say the funniest thing I ever saw on a
football pitch was when Riiiiiiijkaaaaard spat
into Rudi Voellers perm/mullet combination.

Quality.

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Message 16/16 29-Nov-02 @ 08:38 AM - RE: Rudd is Rude!

cheddar

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"Riiiiiiijkaaaaard spat into Rudi Voellers perm/mullet combination"

A fairly basic treatment of the (apparently) strange name as seen in "Riiiiiiijkaaaaard' calms the reader with a consistency of themes and continues the humour of the thread.

The conjunction of 'o' and 'e' as seen in "Voellers" builds the surreality of reality of the phonetic and serves to counterpoint and sensitise the reader to the 'punch' of the inherantly funny "mullet" useage.

The 'apex' of the joke delivered, the artist suggests genius and consideration with the use of humour multipliers "perm" (a 'b' to the "mullets" 'a', within the confines of tonsorial critique) and "combination" which (in addition to having a significant humour value in its self) elegantly and humorously transitions the reader from the 'joke' to the 'not joke' area

AKA Fkn funny Steff

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