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Original Message 1/9 01-Dec-02 @ 02:15 AM Edit: 01-Dec-02 | 02:17 AM - parrot joke
"How much is that parrot?"
"That parrot, sir", says the petshop owner, "is 5 thousand pounds!"
"Five GRAND!" says the man... "That's rediculous, it's just a parrot!"
"Ah!", says the petshop owner, "but that parrot, can sing the entire catalog of Cole Porter!"
"Ok", says the guy, "How much is that green one... It's a bit tatty looking"
This parrot is like missing a few feathers, and generaly a bit shabby...
"That parrot", says the petshop owner, "is 10,000 pounds sir!!"
"Ten fakin' GRAND!", says the man... "But look at him, he's tatty & missing half his feathers!"
"Ah!", says the petshop owner, "But that parrot can sing the entire catalog of Cole Porter.... Backwards!!!"
"Fuck me!", says the bloke....
Then the man spies a 3rd parrot, which is totaly fucked u... the floor of it's cage under the perch is littered with feathers .. it's almost bald... it's got one leg, and one dead eye etc!
"So, that one is well fucked up!", says the man, "Look at the state of it!... How much is he, he must be cheap enuff for me to afford"
"That parrot", says the petshop owner... "Is 25 thousand pounds"
"twenty-five grand!", says the man... "What the fuck can HE do!!?"
"I dunno", says the petshop owner.... "But the other two call him 'Master' !"
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 4/9 01-Dec-02 @ 11:28 AM - RE: parrot joke
for he is cursed
to ponder endings that he's already rehearsed
check out the new rurik album, eh
Message 6/9 01-Dec-02 @ 07:40 PM - RE: parrot joke
Message 7/9 03-Dec-02 @ 01:58 AM - RE: parrot joke
a poly-gone.
Message 8/9 03-Dec-02 @ 11:41 AM - RE: parrot joke
come onn... "rise...!!"
i plan on breeding an army of giants using dna from the ohio mound ancients. imagine 11 foot native americans tearing the fuck out of everything, yeah!
(course, 16 years from now, i'm sure the u.s. gov't will be rolling off a few models)
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