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Subject: laws
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Original Message 1/10 04-Feb-03 @ 12:34 AM Edit: 04-Feb-03 | 12:37 AM - laws
Yup... another forward:
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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I bet you like this Guam story! There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason:
under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act.
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In Santa Cruz,! Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
on the premises."
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
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Starfish don't have brains.
And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
reversed?)
~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I bet you like this Guam story! There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason:
under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act.
*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Santa Cruz,! Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
on the premises."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Message 2/10 04-Feb-03 @ 12:56 AM - RE: laws
"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act."
HAHAH "Hey MAH GONNA BANG COME WATCH!"
HAHAH "Hey MAH GONNA BANG COME WATCH!"
Message 3/10 04-Feb-03 @ 04:40 AM - RE: laws
man oh man oh man, with sex so highly regulated, it's no wonder so many people are fucked up. Wanna fuck up a species? Interfere with natural breeding patterns. Look at us, needing glasses, etc.... and with stupid people everywhere. People are so stupid they let the biggest assholes tell them they can only have sex certain ways, and then they have even bigger assholes telling them that they aren't allowed to undo their problems if they end up pregnent unintetionally. And to think that we LET PEOPLE DO THIS TYPE OF SHIT. WE LET OTHERS TELL US WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG WITH CONSENTUAL SEX. WTF, PEOPLE?
I do not give a flying rat shit in hell, NOBODY BUT NOBODY tells me what is ok and what is not, if my partner/s is/are in agreeance with the idea amongst ourselves. Now I have no problem with others shaking their fingers, or not being comfortable with some acts that some find to be a turn on, but that does not give them the right to say they can't do it as long as all parties are consenting. Just for the record, though, I've never actually seen a gerbil consenting to being duct-taped and shoved into a stinking anus, and I've asked a couple in pet stores, just to see their reactions, and based on my research, I didn't find them capable of actually saying "yes" in any sort of intelligible fashion. I haven't seen dogs mouth the words yes either, but on the other hand that big red thing kinda speaks for itself, and if others are into it, it's nasty in my book, but still their choices.
My point is this: Why should people have to give a shit over what others do as long as it doesn't cause unwilling harm to others? Other than the fact that they feel the need to try to control them? How much of a fucking egomaniacal mentality does it take to have to want to control others' sexual habits and tastes? You want sick? THAT'S sick. THAT'S what is wrong with people.
While I'm on this one, here's a quick question:
Why is public urination such an offense? It is a NECESSARY BODILY FUNCTION. IF YOU CAN'T DO IT YOU DIE!!!!! No exceptions, even somebody on dialysis is just doing a mechanical form of urination. Are people so scared of others' genitals, especially from the opposite gender that there must be such strict laws as to brand somebody with the same level of offense as a RAPIST? That's fucked. I seriously think the public urination thing needs to be undone in the law-books. I mean let's face it: when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Thoughts?
Ape
I do not give a flying rat shit in hell, NOBODY BUT NOBODY tells me what is ok and what is not, if my partner/s is/are in agreeance with the idea amongst ourselves. Now I have no problem with others shaking their fingers, or not being comfortable with some acts that some find to be a turn on, but that does not give them the right to say they can't do it as long as all parties are consenting. Just for the record, though, I've never actually seen a gerbil consenting to being duct-taped and shoved into a stinking anus, and I've asked a couple in pet stores, just to see their reactions, and based on my research, I didn't find them capable of actually saying "yes" in any sort of intelligible fashion. I haven't seen dogs mouth the words yes either, but on the other hand that big red thing kinda speaks for itself, and if others are into it, it's nasty in my book, but still their choices.
My point is this: Why should people have to give a shit over what others do as long as it doesn't cause unwilling harm to others? Other than the fact that they feel the need to try to control them? How much of a fucking egomaniacal mentality does it take to have to want to control others' sexual habits and tastes? You want sick? THAT'S sick. THAT'S what is wrong with people.
While I'm on this one, here's a quick question:
Why is public urination such an offense? It is a NECESSARY BODILY FUNCTION. IF YOU CAN'T DO IT YOU DIE!!!!! No exceptions, even somebody on dialysis is just doing a mechanical form of urination. Are people so scared of others' genitals, especially from the opposite gender that there must be such strict laws as to brand somebody with the same level of offense as a RAPIST? That's fucked. I seriously think the public urination thing needs to be undone in the law-books. I mean let's face it: when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Thoughts?
Ape
Message 4/10 04-Feb-03 @ 06:02 AM Edit: 04-Feb-03 | 06:04 AM - RE: laws
I'm completely with ya up until the piss part. I'm sure even in times before plumbing there were designated places to place your waste. It's a public health sorta thing innit? Anyway, with that said, if a city or town or whatever doesn't supply adequate public areas for relief, they only get what they deserve. As soon as finding an appropriate urine hut becomes a nuisance, something public is gonna get wet.
psy
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Message 5/10 04-Feb-03 @ 06:03 AM - RE: laws
But public nudity? Who are we protecting with that one? The effects of repression are well documented.
Message 6/10 04-Feb-03 @ 02:35 PM - RE: laws
so let me get this straight, if you're caught wanking in Indonesia they'll yank your head off?
Message 7/10 04-Feb-03 @ 03:49 PM - RE: laws
And to think I almost walked into a Liverpool tropical fish store but didn't cuz it would've cut my visit to the museum short. Turns out I would've never made it to the museum. No more museums for me!
Message 8/10 10-Feb-03 @ 05:28 PM - RE: laws
Pongoid is not wrong. I've NEVER found him to be wrong about, well, anything. Good guy - I've met him 3 times and he's one of the coolest people I ever ran across. And I have pictures of him playing! But I won't post it without HIS consent, and even then, I'll blur his face. Actually I posted the images before, right after the event - when my old digital Nikon worked - back to black & white film for me! LOTS
So Ian, where you at in the world? Location-wise, I mean. I might be coming round New Hampshire again soon, just to see and photograph. I'll email you, hopefully you still have the hotmail and spaz accounts...
So Ian, where you at in the world? Location-wise, I mean. I might be coming round New Hampshire again soon, just to see and photograph. I'll email you, hopefully you still have the hotmail and spaz accounts...
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