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Original Message 1/19 14-Feb-03 @ 12:31 AM Edit: 14-Feb-03 | 12:32 AM - Jedi religion on rise in UK

Zazza

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The 2001 census reveals that 390,000 people across England and Wales are devoted followers of the Jedi "faith" made famous by the blockbuster films.

Could Yoda appear on R4's Thought for the Day?
Census officials bowed to pressure after a massive internet campaign to include Jedi on the list of chosen religions.

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Message 2/19 14-Feb-03 @ 01:58 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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A religion is it? So you say.

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Message 3/19 14-Feb-03 @ 02:31 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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any religion with lightsabers *has* to be cool :-)

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Message 4/19 14-Feb-03 @ 03:04 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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Heh, I had a friend that became a Jedi-Christian whatever that was... Yeah we all laughed but now that its established...

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Message 5/19 14-Feb-03 @ 04:30 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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Jedism is much more consistent than most government-sanctioned belief systems.

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Message 6/19 14-Feb-03 @ 07:03 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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Except for the bit where Princess bird has to go to the council and say that the mudfaces have invaded her planet. Where were the jedi then, confirming this

eh? argue that Arch Bis Lucas

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Message 7/19 14-Feb-03 @ 08:43 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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I got a light sabre for christmas. Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was only a plastic immitation. I complained to trading standards and they simply laughed in my face. Bastards.

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Message 8/19 14-Feb-03 @ 10:46 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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I prefer the dark side of the force.

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Message 9/19 16-Feb-03 @ 12:18 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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You don't know the power of the dark side.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.

Join me and we will bring order to the galaxy!

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Message 10/19 16-Feb-03 @ 12:39 AM Edit: 16-Feb-03 | 12:41 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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The Galaxys in perfect order already thankyouverymuch.

Its the Earth thats fucked up.

We seem to be immune to The Force. You'd think it would be able to get through the hole in the ozone layer on something.

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Message 11/19 17-Feb-03 @ 11:03 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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That scares me that hole. I dont want to end up looking like Madge Ramsey from Neighbours. She's only 15 you know.

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Message 12/19 19-Feb-03 @ 12:31 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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So...the hole in the ozon-layer isn't big enough yet? We should use more cfk's pronto!

Somehow I feel that certain Presidents have already joined the dark-side.

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Message 13/19 19-Feb-03 @ 01:33 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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last i heard the hole is near gone.... ? right?

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Message 14/19 19-Feb-03 @ 08:12 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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It's just part of some demonic cycle perpetrated by the Lords of Chaos..

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Message 15/19 19-Feb-03 @ 08:30 PM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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the minions of Poincar� are at work ! be vigilant!

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Message 16/19 20-Feb-03 @ 09:39 PM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

Zazza

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Don't forget Cantor... or he'll grind you into dust..

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Message 17/19 20-Feb-03 @ 11:58 PM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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eh! i must be the only biunivok system constituted of a mono ensemble.

someone snap me out of my ptolemaic cosmic drama !

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Message 18/19 21-Feb-03 @ 12:51 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

Zazza

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If you keep scratching it, it won't get better...!

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Message 19/19 21-Feb-03 @ 03:06 AM - RE: Jedi religion on rise in UK

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just joking, i'm back now. i had to go reeeally far to find some answers.

funny factoid:
i was born on the 28th of march 1968

[speed of light minus epsilon]

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

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