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Subject: Midweek Joke
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Original Message 1/3 19-Mar-03 @ 01:59 PM - Midweek Joke
In 2017 Posh Spice and David Beckham are hounded
off the UK and sent off to California to buy a ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they
Are in financial trouble. Years of designer clothes
and Brooklyn's drug habit has taken its toll.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the
ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they
can breed their stock.
Posh looks at the bank balance then takes their last
$600 out and heads west to another ranch where a man
has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells David "When I get there, if
I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive
out after me And bring it home."
Posh arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the
bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
David a telegram to tell him the news.
She walks into the telegram office, and says, "I
want to send a telegram to David Beckham telling him
that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need him
to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and
drive out here so we can take it home."
The telegram operator explains that he'll be glad
to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word.
"Well, after paying for the bull, Posh only has
$1 left. She realises that she'll only be able to
send David one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and
says, "I want you to send him the word, 'comfortable'."
The telegram operator shakes his head. "How is he
ever going to know that you want him to hitch the
trailer to your pick-up truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send
him the word, comfortable'?"
Posh explains, "David's stupid. He'll read it
slowly."
off the UK and sent off to California to buy a ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they
Are in financial trouble. Years of designer clothes
and Brooklyn's drug habit has taken its toll.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the
ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they
can breed their stock.
Posh looks at the bank balance then takes their last
$600 out and heads west to another ranch where a man
has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells David "When I get there, if
I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive
out after me And bring it home."
Posh arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the
bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
David a telegram to tell him the news.
She walks into the telegram office, and says, "I
want to send a telegram to David Beckham telling him
that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need him
to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and
drive out here so we can take it home."
The telegram operator explains that he'll be glad
to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word.
"Well, after paying for the bull, Posh only has
$1 left. She realises that she'll only be able to
send David one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and
says, "I want you to send him the word, 'comfortable'."
The telegram operator shakes his head. "How is he
ever going to know that you want him to hitch the
trailer to your pick-up truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send
him the word, comfortable'?"
Posh explains, "David's stupid. He'll read it
slowly."
Message 2/3 19-Mar-03 @ 05:45 PM - RE: Midweek Joke
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Message 3/3 19-Mar-03 @ 06:14 PM - RE: Midweek Joke
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