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Original Message 1/8 01-Apr-03 @ 02:47 PM - Posh N Becks Joke

Filthy McNasty

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David Beckham decides to go horse riding.
>
>Although he has no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse
and
>appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops
along at
>a steady pace.
>
>Victoria admiringly watching her husband.
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>After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose
his
>grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck
shouting
>for it to stop.
>
>Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as
>David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is
only
>saved from hitting the ground by the fact he still has a grip on the
horses
>neck.
>
>David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but
his
>foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
>
>As the horse gallops along David`s head is banging on the ground and
he is
>slipping into unconsciousness.
>
>Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!
>
>Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store
and
>unplugs the horse.

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Message 2/8 01-Apr-03 @ 03:29 PM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

GrooveMonkey

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Hahahahahhah.. no doubt based on the truth!

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Message 3/8 01-Apr-03 @ 07:49 PM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

Steve Roughley

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Hahahahah! Oh... fantastic!

Steve.

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Message 4/8 02-Apr-03 @ 12:27 PM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

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I dont get it. *scratching head*

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Message 5/8 02-Apr-03 @ 12:38 PM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

Steve Roughley

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World-famous-girly-boy-footballer has trouble riding an electric kiddie-horse-ride outside Tesco Supermarket.

Steve.

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Message 6/8 02-Apr-03 @ 01:26 PM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

Maarten

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lol!

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Message 7/8 02-Apr-03 @ 03:04 PM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

Jock

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surely he is too old for those rides ? surely the nemesis at Alton Towers would be more his thing now ?

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Message 8/8 04-Apr-03 @ 10:04 AM - RE: Posh N Becks Joke

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hahahaha good one

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