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Original Message 1/23 28-May-03 @ 09:42 AM - Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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I went out at the weekend and bought myself one of these ..

http://www.diy.com/bq/product/product.jhtml?PRODID=178425&paintCatId=&CATID=182706

May I say it was worth every single penny. Mowing the lawn is now leisure time, not chore time. No more electric cables to have to pull out the way, frigging around with extension leads..etc.. its truly liberating. I'd choose petrol over electric any day.

I cant wait until my lawn needs another cut. In fact if anyone wants me to do theirs then let me know.

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Message 2/23 28-May-03 @ 09:59 AM - RE: Electric or Petrol

Maarten

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I need a hair-cut

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Message 3/23 28-May-03 @ 10:03 AM - RE: Electric or Petrol

cheddar

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sorry Jock but thats just pathetic consumerist shit - are you sure you were not confusing your fora, this isn't the dial a tv dinner lifestyle forum

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Message 4/23 28-May-03 @ 10:21 AM - RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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Its an important fucking issue. Anyone with a lawn would agree with me. And er, my accounts expired on the QVC chat forum.

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Message 5/23 28-May-03 @ 01:32 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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self-propelled!! - lol!

The best for a laugh is a Ride-on!! - me mums got one and it is seriously speedy in high gear!... you have to lean-out going round corners like in sidecar racing sometimes to stop it toppling over(after a few beers) - But watch out for low branches when passing under a tree - ouch!

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Message 6/23 28-May-03 @ 01:48 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. There was a story once of some geezer in devon. He took his sit on lawn mower to the pub in the afternoon, only expecting to have a quick jar before returning to carry on mowing his lawn. The police nicked him at midnight going down this country lane, drunk in charge of a lawn mower. I can imagine that was a hi octane car chase for the pigs !

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Message 7/23 28-May-03 @ 06:11 PM Edit: 28-May-03 | 06:11 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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a)did you know we have lawnmower racing in the states? yes. lawnmower racing

and b)Jock...the self-propelled thing is TIRED: THIS is what you want!

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Message 8/23 28-May-03 @ 06:44 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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there you go cheddar, some more consumerism for your soul. ^

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Message 9/23 28-May-03 @ 07:03 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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heh. no shit!

so pict...man...are you 100% self-sufficient out there?

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Message 10/23 28-May-03 @ 07:45 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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when i saw it i was hoping it was a robotic toilet seat that sucked the shit out really fast

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Message 11/23 28-May-03 @ 08:05 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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hehe, you wanna watch what you wish for

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Message 12/23 28-May-03 @ 10:17 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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lol! - well I'd like to see it 'Ultrasound' round my rizlas and not suck them up! - bastard Roboto chang!

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Message 13/23 28-May-03 @ 10:19 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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nah Jock... That's what you want!

http://www.online-sex-shop.co.uk/toys-men/deluxe-wanking-machine.html

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Message 14/23 28-May-03 @ 10:20 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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ing hell! - are you suppose to get your knob into that hole!!??... How??

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Message 15/23 28-May-03 @ 10:20 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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lol!!

Better than the Wife!!!

"I can't believe the erections I have time and time again with the deluxe automatic wanking machine. It gives me a better blow job than my partner, and she just loves watching me use it."

Harry, Oxford

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Message 16/23 29-May-03 @ 09:00 AM - RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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ha ha ha ha ! Perhaps his missus is like shagging the elephant mans hat, hence why he resorted to a machine.

I couldnt have robot lawn mowers, or vacuum cleaners. The lawn mower would get nicked within 2 seconds of putting it out on the front garden, and the vacuum cleaner thing is just stupid. Your just about to rinse one out over a copy of razzle when all of sudden this fucking robot thing rides over it and sucks the mag up. Bollocks to that.

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Message 17/23 29-May-03 @ 11:22 AM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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eeee... she had a twat like Gandalf's sleeve, an when she parted her legs it were like watching open heart surgery being performed in a carwash!

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Message 18/23 29-May-03 @ 02:31 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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bloooarghhh !

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Message 19/23 29-May-03 @ 05:50 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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dayamnnnnn!

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Message 20/23 29-May-03 @ 06:27 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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oh my lord....!

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Message 21/23 29-May-03 @ 07:04 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

cheddar

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saw inside Annie Sprinkle's bits with the aid of a specula and a torch. Had a 'tits on head' picture as well but don't know where that is now

Top woman Annie

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Message 22/23 29-May-03 @ 07:13 PM - RE: Electric or Petrol

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heh - It's our drummers line, he used to do some standup - you have to say it in a 'Les Dawson' voice...

another:

"She had nipples like gorilla's thumbs an' thighs like condoms filled with curdled milk & maggots"

ghaahh!!!

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Message 23/23 30-May-03 @ 09:05 AM - RE: Electric or Petrol

Jock Munro

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Did he also do the comedy piano playing as well. that was the pinnacle of Les's comedy career.

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