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Original Message 1/39 20-Sep-05 @ 06:08 PM - fcuking welsh
As well as sex at No 10, there's profanity too. Price - a former BBC journalist - reveals that an angry Mr Blair shouted: "Fucking Welsh" when it looked like Labour might lose the first assembly election and said that he couldn't stand "fucking prelates". Mr Campbell was not shy of calling his boss a "dickhead" to his face.
[from the times]
Pass notes
No 6: THE F***ING WELSH
Esgusodwch fi?
You heard me, I said the f***ing Welsh. The Prime Minister said it and so can I.
Esgusodwch fi?
And thats another thing I cant stand about you people. You speak English behind our backs but when you come near us you start speaking in Welsh.
Esgusodwch fi?
As I was saying. Tony Blair allegedly shouted F****** Welsh when it looked as if Labour might lose the first Welsh Assembly elections, according to Lance Price, the former Labour spin-doctor. I never thought he had it in him.
Esgusodwch fi?
Dont pretend you cant understand me. Loquacious, immoral, stunted, bigoted, dark, ugly, pugnacious little trolls that was A.A. Gill, 1998. Of coursehe got savaged for that by, guesswho, the Welsh but he was spot on. Are you listening to me?
Esgusodwch fi?
Not forgetting Anne Robinson. She said that she would like to banish the Welsh into oblivion in Room 101: Ive never taken to them. What are they for? she said. No one in their right mind would go holidaying in Pwllheli, she said. You look the type to come from Pwllheli.
Esgusodwch fi?
But then the police spent £3,800 on an inquiry into her anti-Welsh comments. They assigned four officers to the case. Two of them even went to London, to interview Greg Dyke, the BBC Director-General. £3,800! Of our money. What is Wales, anyway? Ill tell you what it is a unit of measurement, as in an area the size of Wales.
Esgusodwch fi?
Please, I beg of you, stop using that funny language. I cant take it any more. I admit it, I was traumatised by Ivor the Engine as a boy but I can change. I have a terrible crush on Charlotte Church. Its agony. Anthony Hopkins is the greatest living British actor. Its all true. Just stop shutting me out.
F***ing English.
Message 3/39 20-Sep-05 @ 11:05 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
"I hate Anne Robinson"
is it just me, or when you look at her on tv do you automaticaly think she must have an S&M den at home in the basement?
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 4/39 21-Sep-05 @ 09:24 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
k wrote:
heh, after that Anne Robinson thing i was going to me mums and as i got near the border a van passed me quite slowly in the middle lane of the m4 and written in the dirt it said
I hate Anne Robinson
is it just me, or when you look at her on tv do you automaticaly think she must have an S&M den at home in the basement?
It's just you K, honest...
Message 5/39 21-Sep-05 @ 09:25 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
k wrote:
heh, after that Anne Robinson thing i was going to me mums and as i got near the border a van passed me quite slowly in the middle lane of the m4 and written in the dirt it said
I hate Anne Robinson
is it just me, or when you look at her on tv do you automaticaly think she must have an S&M den at home in the basement?
It's just you K, honest...
Message 6/39 21-Sep-05 @ 10:46 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 8/39 21-Sep-05 @ 11:45 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 9/39 21-Sep-05 @ 12:54 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
i wouldn't touch her slosh-pocket with chris tarrants'......
greg
Message 10/39 21-Sep-05 @ 01:24 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
nah, you dont look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire. Just imagine her doing all that doity talk whilst yer plugging her rusty, "you are the weakest linHmmpppppffffffffgggnnnnnn"
"take it bitch, say my name, say my name, put yer face on the floor"...etc..etc..
Message 11/39 21-Sep-05 @ 02:12 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
yeah, and also you can always pop into macky-d's and get an empty family meal bag to use if you have central heating and no fireplace, but since the facelift she's not looking so bad, cos lets face it most of these young chicks drink so much & eat such shit food and are such slobs that they all have the bodies of 50 year olds anyways lol.
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 12/39 21-Sep-05 @ 02:15 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
greg
Message 13/39 21-Sep-05 @ 02:16 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
>>>>>>>>>
hehe reminds me of the kfc analogy...
greg
Message 14/39 21-Sep-05 @ 02:34 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
That Kaplinsky is a bit of a stuck up cunt tho. Mind, it would be funny to see the look in her face as you wipe the duncan on her curtains after banging her up the shitter.
Message 15/39 21-Sep-05 @ 02:40 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 16/39 21-Sep-05 @ 02:58 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 17/39 21-Sep-05 @ 03:59 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
'two from the top and four from the bottom please carol'...
greg
Message 18/39 21-Sep-05 @ 04:26 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 19/39 22-Sep-05 @ 10:35 PM Edit: 22-Sep-05 | 11:47 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
Vorderman? Goodness no. I'd lose my lunch berfore she got knickers mid-thigh.
And as for Kaplinsky, you KNOW that pooper is well worked indeed, like bungin a banger down a hallway. Personally I'd love to try to fracture her chin with my seam during a good tea-bagging.
Ahem....as you were, lads...
Ape
Message 20/39 23-Sep-05 @ 04:45 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 21/39 23-Sep-05 @ 09:23 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
greg
Message 22/39 23-Sep-05 @ 02:08 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 23/39 23-Sep-05 @ 05:54 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
As for the language, I lived in the UK years ago, and it still haunts me.
Ape
Message 24/39 26-Sep-05 @ 03:20 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
i remember now that ann robinson went over the states to take the piss out of the for a while- is the US equivelent just as cunty?
so which UK yonny do you rate over US minge?
greg
Message 25/39 26-Sep-05 @ 03:49 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
"Hurricanehmmppfffffff Rita left a trail off hhmmpppffffff devastation acrossss hmmmmmpffffff the gulf of hmmmmmmggnnrrrrrPOP"
Message 27/39 26-Sep-05 @ 10:03 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
phwoaaar
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 28/39 11-Oct-05 @ 08:25 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
meanwhile ...
the scousers are apologising to the welsh for ethnic cleansing.
what about apologisng for jimmy tarbuck and sonia?
Message 29/39 12-Oct-05 @ 02:41 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 30/39 13-Oct-05 @ 02:50 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Their Chief Characteristics, Customs, and Manners
ENGLISH
Racial Characteristics:
Cold-blooded queers with nasty complexions and terrible teeth who once conquered half the world but still haven't figured out central heating. They warm their beers and chill their baths and boil all their food, including bread. An intensely snobbish group, but who exactly they're snubbing is an international mystery. Lately they've been getting their comeuppance world power-wise, as their shabby, antiquated, and bankrupt little back alley of a country slowly winds down like the ill-crafted clockwork playthings of which their undersized children are so fond. In fact, last year their entire government had to kiss the ass of the fat aboriginal nig-nog who runs Uganda to retrieve a single flit hack writer from the clutches of that august nation. They all have large collections of something useless like lamp finials or toad eggs, and they would have lost both world wars if it were not for us. They like to be spanked with canes and that's just what they deserve.
Good Points:
It's relatively easy to make yourself understood with them.
Proper Forms of Address:
Limey, lime-eater, pom, poof, sister-boy.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the English Character:
In his unpublished memoirs, Benjamin Disraeli tells the story of a political conference with then-Prime Minister William Gladstone, who habitually conducted such private discussions while being fellated by an able-bodied seaman of the Royal Navy. At one point during their talk, the sailor suddenly looked up from Gladstone's penis and said, "Excuse me, Sir, but you've come."
"By Jove, so I have," said Gladstone, and he gave the tar a sovereign.
Message 31/39 13-Oct-05 @ 09:59 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 33/39 13-Oct-05 @ 12:13 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 34/39 15-Oct-05 @ 04:19 AM Edit: 16-Oct-05 | 12:17 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 35/39 17-Mar-06 @ 06:36 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
MANAGEMENT at a Blackpool hotel today denied claims by a group of Welsh guests who say they were asked to stop speaking in their native tongue.
Officials at The Richmond Hotel on Hornby Road said the matter had been blown out of all proportion and they were now taking legal advice.
The party of 10 girls – aged between 18 and 24 – had travelled up from Gwynedd at the weekend to mark the birthday of one of the group, Sian Elery.
They say they arrived at The Richmond on Saturday and, as they collected their keys, were talking to each other.
They claim they were then asked to stop speaking Welsh and when they refused were asked to leave.
Eighteen-year-old Llio Wyn said: "We were just talking among ourselves in Welsh, as we would do – it's our first language.
"A man said 'could you not speak Welsh?' I'm not sure who the man was, I think he was the manager.
"We just looked at him in disbelief. We couldn't believe someone would say such a thing.
"One of us said 'there's no way that's going to happen' and then he said he was going to have to ask us to leave.
"He said he had had trouble with Welsh people before. But we weren't out for any trouble, we were just there to celebrate Sian's birthday and have a good time.
"We picked up our stuff and went to another hotel. We managed to get in at another hotel and they were welcoming."
Hotel manager Roy Rhodes said: "The matter is in the hands of my solicitor because false accusations have been made against me."
same story
personally, i wouldn't want a group of pissed up caernarfon slappers in my hotel any day.
Message 37/39 06-Jun-06 @ 10:06 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 38/39 08-Jun-06 @ 10:55 AM - RE: fcuking welsh
Message 39/39 08-Jun-06 @ 03:59 PM - RE: fcuking welsh
kinda funny the head of welsh police is english, lol... Meister Wolfendale... owwooooooooooo!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
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