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Original Message 1/5 23-Sep-05 @ 05:16 AM - more on terror

psylichon

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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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jokes culled from gearslutz.com

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Message 2/5 23-Sep-05 @ 09:55 AM - RE: more on terror

Steve Roughley

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Getting into Sitar territory with that first one, though!

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Message 3/5 23-Sep-05 @ 01:47 PM - RE: more on terror

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hahah... terrible and excellent at the same time! i bow to thee, oh mighty geek

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Message 4/5 23-Sep-05 @ 02:06 PM - RE: more on terror

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yeah, aweful but good too

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 5/5 24-Sep-05 @ 01:05 AM - RE: more on terror

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I've been laughing at the second one all day. I can't get it out of my head.

How many is a Brazillion?

That's classic. Classic.

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