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Subject: an old one but....
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Original Message 1/3 18-Oct-05 @ 12:03 PM - an old one but....
thought it worth posting again...
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give
MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all
been
to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will
get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
the top.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give
MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all
been
to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will
get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
the top.
Message 3/3 18-Oct-05 @ 02:20 PM - RE: an old one but....
ha ha ha aint that the truth! 
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
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