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Original Message 1/8 09-Dec-05 @ 12:49 PM - what i said to my bosses

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Don't try this at work, or with your wife for that matter. I have a good rapport with management where I work. They know I tell a lot of jokes.

When I told them 1 good thing about this job is that it's life-prolonging, they all got stopped in their tracks with puzzled looks on their faces. They asked me what it was that made me say that. I told them, "because I've been working here for 5 years and it's definately been the longest 5 years of my life".

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Message 2/8 09-Dec-05 @ 12:58 PM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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could this be the worst joke from sitar? could it?

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Message 3/8 09-Dec-05 @ 01:31 PM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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er.... possibly

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 4/8 11-Dec-05 @ 01:22 AM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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haha no i like it!

I'm gonna use it for everything now

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Message 5/8 11-Dec-05 @ 02:47 AM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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dunno if it was his worst but it sure seemed to take a long time.

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Message 6/8 07-Jan-06 @ 12:13 AM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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My favorite thing to say to my employees...

You know what I like about you?

Not a GODDAMN thing.

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Message 7/8 07-Jan-06 @ 12:13 AM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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Another beauty.

You know how I know when you are lying?

When your lips are moving.

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Message 8/8 07-Jan-06 @ 01:44 PM - RE: what i said to my bosses

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