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Original Message 1/6 19-Dec-05 @ 03:32 PM - joke for the season

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One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Needless to say Santa wasn't in the best mood.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa went to the door expecting another problem. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree there just to cheer Santa up.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Message 2/6 19-Dec-05 @ 03:40 PM - RE: joke for the season

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hahahahah

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Message 3/6 19-Dec-05 @ 04:56 PM - RE: joke for the season

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old...

why is santa sad?

co he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 4/6 19-Dec-05 @ 05:15 PM - RE: joke for the season

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"Do you smell carrots?"

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Message 5/6 20-Dec-05 @ 07:46 PM - RE: joke for the season

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Terrible.

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Message 6/6 21-Dec-05 @ 11:05 AM - RE: joke for the season

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jeez thats nearly as bad as....

Two Parrots sitting on a perch

One says "do you smell fish ?"

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