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Original Message 1/15 15-Oct-06 @ 02:22 AM - darkstate!
hey folks. here's my story, want it or not. I moved, got a new puter, reinstalled sonar but couldn't reinstall reactor. my midi gear went bottom up (how the hell does that happen?) so no synths. It's ok cuz World of Warcraft has been keeping me happy and busy.
NI sent out an offer and I'm thinking of biting, and also getting midi/gear setup again. Was listening to tracks the last few days (not mine lol) and miss the music like crazy. Those of you who remember me know that music was my life but electronic was new and I sucked at it but I have the feeling, as often happens, that time away has allowed it to sink in and chill in my brain. So just when you thought life was great again, you might see some tracks from me in a few months. My apologies in advance. :P
But more importantly I do miss you guys and have sent anyone interested in good dance music this way.
So Marc. I want that cd dude. Sorry I've been out of touch.
Message 2/15 15-Oct-06 @ 09:57 AM - RE: darkstate!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But
why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand
chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ;
they name him " Juan." Years later,Juan sends a picture of himself to his
birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
And a joke,
A woman walks into Walmart with her 2 boys. The Walmart greeter says "Welcome to Walmart" and then asks the woman if her 2 boys are twins.
"No they're not twins. One is 10 and the other is 6. How could you think they were twins? They don't even look like twins."
"It's true m'am they don't, but it's hard for me to imagine you've gotten laid twice."
ouch
Message 5/15 15-Oct-06 @ 11:15 PM - RE: darkstate!
Message 7/15 16-Oct-06 @ 01:30 PM - RE: darkstate!
Message 8/15 16-Oct-06 @ 06:25 PM - RE: darkstate!
My Father's the only person I know who tells such jokes, and then only at christmas!
Maybe he hides behind a different persona the rest of the year...
...er,...Dad?
Message 9/15 16-Oct-06 @ 11:43 PM - RE: darkstate!
Musineer Productions wrote:
Those were exceptionally corny jokes. Really cringy. Groans all round, interspersed with cries of enough and no more etc.
My Fathers the only person I know who tells such jokes, and then only at christmas!
Maybe he hides behind a different persona the rest of the year...
...er,...Dad?
lmao! I hope not. God help me if I have kids running around I don't know about, reading puns no less.
Hey Maarten. Nice to see your typing!
Message 10/15 17-Oct-06 @ 01:07 PM - RE: darkstate!
sitar wrote:
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain ;
they name him Juan. Years later,Juan sends a picture of himself to his
birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, Theyre
twins! If youve seen Juan, youve seen Ahmal.
you have already commited this one in 2001.
Fire up those synths, you still have that fs1r do you.
now where's r-tek ?
Message 11/15 17-Oct-06 @ 01:09 PM - RE: darkstate!
sitar wrote:
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain ;
they name him Juan. Years later,Juan sends a picture of himself to his
birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, Theyre
twins! If youve seen Juan, youve seen Ahmal.
you have already commited this one in 2001.
Fire up those synths, you still have that fs1r do you.
now where's r-tek ?
Message 12/15 17-Oct-06 @ 01:46 PM - RE: darkstate!
Anyways, I would definately advise picking up Reaktor 5 if you haven't already. I can also heartily recommend the Electronic Instruments collections 1&2 for Reaktor.
Nice to see you back, BTW.
Message 13/15 19-Oct-06 @ 11:48 PM - RE: darkstate!
How is R-Tek doing anyway? Is he another among the missing?
Message 14/15 20-Oct-06 @ 02:21 PM - RE: darkstate!
STEEVE, where are you
I'm about to make more space for software myself, upgrading to a P3 1ghz today.
Post some new tunes, i'm sure you did some and are ready to drop some bomb tracks upon us
Message 15/15 20-Oct-06 @ 07:40 PM - RE: darkstate!
Steve!
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