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Subject: elephant trunk
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Original Message 1/4 12-Apr-07 @ 08:18 PM - elephant trunk
he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then
told him that the muscles around the Base of the organ were damaged
from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do
for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work,
if he is willing to take the risk.
The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants
Trunk into his dick. The man thought about it for a while. The thought
of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear.
So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant,
the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was
given The green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued
to the point of being extremely painful.
To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his
knob Sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll
and Returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
Face said, "That was incredible! can you do that again?" With tears in
his eyes he replied, "I Think I can, but I am not sure If I can fit another bread
roll up my a*se"
Message 3/4 16-Apr-07 @ 11:36 PM - RE: elephant trunk
Perhaps we were the only living souls not to have heard it???
All the best
Message 4/4 17-Apr-07 @ 12:54 AM - RE: elephant trunk
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
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