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Original Message 1/12 17-May-07 @ 10:17 AM - bloody cats!!!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 2/12 17-May-07 @ 05:43 PM - RE: bloody cats!!!
k wrote:
woke up looking forward to a nice cold sausage sarnie for breakfast... the bloody cats had snaffled them in the night!!... all that was left was one half sausage on the kitchen floor, bastards!
................. a cold half sausage & cat sandwich it is then!
Message 3/12 17-May-07 @ 06:38 PM - RE: bloody cats!!!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 4/12 30-Jun-07 @ 12:35 AM - RE: bloody cats!!!
one of our cats actually shitted out a long thread of grass, like a big thick bit of wild grass about a foot long, on the end of it was a cat chod. So he's covered it up the chod in their litter tray, not realising that the grass was still stuck up his arse. So his left the litter tray, not realising he;s got a shit on tow. Fucking towed it around the house this fucking cat chod, attached to the grass, which was still attached to his arse.
by the time we caught him he'd towed it up the stairs and into the bedroom. I gently pulled this grass out of his ring and it was like nearly 2 foot long. How the fuck it had passed through his gut untouched like that.
Message 5/12 30-Jun-07 @ 09:25 AM - RE: bloody cats!!!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 6/12 30-Jun-07 @ 10:27 AM - RE: bloody cats!!!
nice.
Message 7/12 30-Jun-07 @ 01:09 PM - RE: bloody cats!!!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 8/12 12-Jul-07 @ 10:11 PM - RE: bloody cats!!!
* depending on whether they've scratched the shit out of your brand new sofa or not.
Message 9/12 13-Jul-07 @ 03:35 PM - RE: bloody cats!!!
arggghh!!
Message 10/12 13-Jul-07 @ 05:48 PM - RE: bloody cats!!!
you can guess... suddenly, a black furry blur zipped across the middle of the circle as they all sat round the chicken... and the chicken was gone.
he ran under a chair with the chicken and no-one could get the chicken back cos he growled so ferociously from under the chair and it would mean someone had to try and put their hand in and grab the chicken... that was tried a few times, but he wasnt going to let it go
lol, he was some mog
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 11/12 16-Jul-07 @ 08:21 AM - RE: bloody cats!!!
Message 12/12 29-Jul-07 @ 04:25 AM - RE: bloody cats!!!
My cat once had one of the missus' hairs coming out of its arse -- had a little poo tangled up at the end too. Found it when Furry Ed clambered onto the sofa for a cuddle. Long hair, more than a foot. Had to remove it slowly over a couple of hours. Never forget her expression (The cat's that is).
Also knew a guy whose cat ate some knitting wool. Sad really, it had to be put down for grisly reasons.
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