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Subject: New President
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Original Message 1/28 21-Jan-09 @ 01:23 PM - New President
he certainly is the chosen one, lets hope he can restore balance to the force and not leave it in darkness like the previous twat did.
Message 2/28 23-Jan-09 @ 12:02 AM - RE: New President
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Message 3/28 23-Jan-09 @ 09:54 AM - RE: New President
i dont fancy his job anyways.
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Message 4/28 23-Jan-09 @ 04:42 PM - RE: New President
I honestly think if he can ride out 'teh big pinch' he'll be up there already because of the decisions being made now in the background. Maximum respect.
Message 5/28 24-Jan-09 @ 10:54 AM - RE: New President
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 6/28 25-Jan-09 @ 06:24 PM - RE: New President
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/
Message 7/28 26-Jan-09 @ 11:32 AM - RE: New President
I still reckon they should do Celebrity Guantanamo Bay, something good could come out the place when it shuts. They could dump the likes of Paris Hilton there, she's a media whore, she'd love it.
*cuts to guard shoving urine soaked rag down her throat and hitting her in the face with the butt of his gun* "talk goddam it bitch" !
Message 8/28 26-Jan-09 @ 12:49 PM - RE: New President
yes.... that'd be a classic.
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 9/28 27-Jan-09 @ 09:02 AM - RE: New President
How about another idea. Brittain's Celebrity Unemployed Chimp Gang Rape. Fern Brittain gets viciously abused by the currently out of work P.G Tips Chimps
Message 10/28 27-Jan-09 @ 12:20 PM - RE: New President
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
what a cunt eh ! Message 12/28 27-Jan-09 @ 11:10 PM - RE: New President
i mean ffs, it's not appropriate at this time is it?
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 13/28 28-Jan-09 @ 07:34 AM - RE: New President
I dont think he deserved all the flack he got. It just shows up the public as the moronic reactionary and intolerant bunch of thicko's they are. The Brand/Ross radio show generated only a handful of complaints, yet thanks to the news coverage it managed to generate thousands more. Its pathetic, how can anyone complain/comment on a show that they didnt hear/watch.
You only have to read some of the posts on the BBC News "Have Your Say" section, on any subject, to realise just how ignorant and intolerant the majority of the public are, and get an idea of the sort of morons who would take time out to complain.
Still, all that aside. I think Friday Night With Jonathan Ross should of been taken off the schedules way before this incident. Its a boring tired old format. They should give him a more obscure show on BBC2, with more freedom to do stuff away from the mainstream.
Message 14/28 06-Feb-09 @ 04:10 PM Edit: 06-Feb-09 | 04:21 PM - RE: New President
in to work. Bush would be vacationing on his ranch right now.
That whole conspiracy thing about Obama not being a U.S. citizen is rubbish. That's been
going around for ages now. Thing is that he is half black and there are still a lot of racists in
the U.S. which boggles my mind but they're looking to spread anything they can think up about
him.
Then there's Rush Limbaugh who proclaimed on the airwaves "I hope Obama fails" which is
really great because in that he's telling us he hopes the country fails.
Then there's Cheney ranting about how America needs to be feared in the world. The thing is
we are feared in the world. He and Bush were voted in for 2 terms. People around the world
saw that happen and thought "now that's scary". Then he rants about Gitmo, his argument
being that closing Gitmo and releasing any of the prisoners would be dangerous because
they'd go back to being terrorists. Funny thing is that he hammers home his point by telling
everyone he knows that would happen because the Bush administration let handfuls of them
out and that's what they did. That's like someone saying if he tries robbing that bank someone
is going to get hurt and he knows because he robbed it yesterday and people got hurt. If
Cheney's argument was true, he indicted himself.
Honestly the only reason I have any hope the U.S. is going to climb out of this economic hole
is that the country has climbed out of holes in the past. I have my fingers crossed but Wall
Street really did a number on everyone. The Wall Street mavens called themselves Masters of
the Universe? Try Disasters of the Universe.
And a bird told me this joke. Why is snow like a man? You never know just when it's going to
come and you're not sure how many inches you're going to get.
Message 15/28 09-Feb-09 @ 01:37 PM - RE: New President
Its people like that which should crawl away and die in a ditch somewhere, cold and alone, maybe apart from taking Blair for company.
Message 16/28 09-Feb-09 @ 03:24 PM - RE: New President
they must be all sitting in their Afghan caves saying "Omg! my overdraft was denied! Now we must cancel all terrorist activity!"
yeah right
apparently Al-Queda doesnt even exist... is that true?
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 17/28 10-Feb-09 @ 06:15 AM - RE: New President
Credit crunch my bottom. Natwest have just given my wife £47,000 on a business loan.
Message 18/28 10-Feb-09 @ 03:00 PM - RE: New President
on the other foot my sister might lose her house, she's got a 'mortgage holiday' from halifax, but if she doesnt land a job soon... she was sacked by text message btw - great!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 19/28 10-Feb-09 @ 08:30 PM - RE: New President
Message 20/28 11-Feb-09 @ 09:06 AM - RE: New President
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 21/28 16-Feb-09 @ 01:27 PM - RE: New President
shown up at work as if nothing had happened to see if her boss would say anything to her. She
then could have said she never got the txt or her battery died or something.
The Taliban's plan was to bankrupt the U.S. Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz fell right into their
hands. I still remember the press conference in which Rumsfeld said the invasion of Iraq will be
complete in a few weeks, 2 to 3 months at the very most. And Bush's mouthpiece Ari Fleischer
was a total asshole.
If anyone saw Larry King last night on TV, you saw a sign on the front lawn of a church down south
that is still insinuating Obama pals around with terrorists. Was funny what Bill Maher said to
that...."If you still think Barack Obama pals around with terrorists....you might be a redneck".
Message 22/28 16-Feb-09 @ 04:21 PM - RE: New President
Although he's voted democrat all his life, he voted republican this time. Because Obama is black.
fucksakes. its like that scene out of blazin saddles, when rock ridge welcome their new nigger.
Message 23/28 16-Feb-09 @ 10:00 PM - RE: New President
wtc site. he told me he was going to vote for Obama but later said the thing is he didn't think he
could really vote for a black guy. I said to him, "come on man. tell me you've never worked
alongside a black guy who you became friends with and who you'd want as a neighbor'. He said,
"you know, you're right". I don't know how the guy ended up voting. I hope he got over that prejudice
for his own sake though. He seemed a good guy.
Message 24/28 17-Feb-09 @ 09:59 AM - RE: New President
heh heh, I tell you a funny story she told me...
she was headhunted by Calvin Klein a few years ago... so she goes to a meeting in central London with CK and the headhunter's are also in attendance; and they chat and he interviews her.... finaly they get to the end of the interview and CK says; "Well I gotta be going, I have an appointment in Paris and have to get to Heathrow airport"
my sister says; "Oh you dont wanna do that!... If you go to Waterloo station you can get the Eurostar, direct to Paris, straight to the center"
the headhunters are all making "CUT!!" signs with their hands behind CK's back and she's blundering on about Eurostar; "If you take the plane you have to get thru baggage and then you gotta get from the airport to Paris central etc...it's much better to use the Eurostar..."
CK gives her a kindly look and says
"Yeah but I have to get to Heathrow.... because my private jet is there!"
lol
drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-tish!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 26/28 18-Feb-09 @ 04:51 AM Edit: 18-Feb-09 | 04:52 AM - RE: New President
one but now I won't!
Message 27/28 18-Feb-09 @ 11:42 AM - RE: New President
tell you what tho... with her CV you'd think it'd be easy to get a new job... it's one of the best CV's in the industry, but times are hard I guess. Mebbe she should do education and get a lecturer job in a fashion college. I know she's done some guest lecturing in the past.
anyways, i'm supposed to be the one in the family with no money, lol
i dont feel very comfortable with another sibling encroaching on my role
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 28/28 19-Feb-09 @ 09:15 PM - RE: New President
me. Isn't life grand
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