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Original Message 1/7 12-Oct-10 @ 01:43 AM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

NastyM

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Just had a row with the wife.... the police came round to the house at 1.00 am 'cause the dog has been barking and disturbed the neighbour.... would understand normally, however said neighbour has had two dogs in outdoor kennels for the last two year (barking thier feckin' heads off) whilst i had two young kids trying to sleep ...... did i complain, did i feck. One night of poodle song and the bastard rings the rossers. Wouldnt mind but the c**t has quite often left his teenage daughter in charge of the house (party gallore) which as it happens never really bothered me, but by the crin if i hear as much as a mouse fart i'll ring the bluetops claiming i've seen some deranged lunatic brandishing a knife.

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Message 2/7 12-Oct-10 @ 05:51 PM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

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isn't life fun sometimes?

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Message 3/7 12-Oct-10 @ 06:31 PM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

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simple solution mate - CYMAG cyanide powder, available from gun shops for gassing rabbit warrens (or used to be anyway).
lace meat with cymag... chuck over fence.. enjoy the sudden lack of dog noise

sorry, cant escape me country roots.

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Message 4/7 12-Oct-10 @ 08:50 PM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

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i aint arsed about the neighbours noise.
i is tolerant.
i live my private hours listening to the world through Sennheiser headphones
i also spent today checking my neighbours history out
turns out the bastard was at the centre of a police corruption scam 14 year ago .... 4 year suspended full pay then got off scot free through some sort of mental breakdown all at our expense. i say expense twas only a cost of £3 million to the tax payer for the enquiry then the bleedin scouser had the afront to attempt to take Lancashire Constabulary to a tribunal for his dismissal ......
i aint feelin' quite so TOLERANT NOW

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Message 5/7 14-Oct-10 @ 09:48 PM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

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awoooah! babylon a tek over!

actualy i think the rspca deal with continual barking locked up dogs - try it. it's neglect see.

dogs shoudl NEVER be locked up for extended periods, dogs are working animals frankly. they are problem solvers, they thrive as humans do on dealing with intellectual problems, to keep them locked up all day is psychological torture frankly

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Message 6/7 16-Oct-10 @ 01:12 AM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

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K its my dog that caused the shit.... hes not locked up all day and he is free to run the garden for the six hours alone that he has (four days a week). He gets plenty exercise and is well looked after.
Unfortunately he hates strangers snooping round my property hence the barking.
My problem is the nieghbour and his hipocracy, not to mention his burden on the taxpayer.
I do not intend to kill any animal, however i have contemplated the idea of polishing the neighbours garden furniture with pure unadulterated poodle shit.

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Message 7/7 17-Dec-10 @ 11:50 PM Edit: 22-Dec-10 | 05:19 PM - RE: my dog, my neighbours intolerance

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Neighbourly intolerance Donegal style.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11989617

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