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Original Message 1/10 07-May-11 @ 05:43 AM - RE: up the arse

oxygene65

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I'm having difficulting getting my doris to take it up the barking.

She went through a phase where she'd get drunk and very dirty and would let me, in fact she'd insist. Even to the point where one night I was shoving a cucumber up her growler whilst doing her up the gary.

That all stopped months ago though.

Do any other readers have this problem ? If so, what methods did you employ to pursuade your good lady to oblige ?

Any succesfull suggestions will win £5.

Thank you

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Message 2/10 07-May-11 @ 09:21 AM - RE: up the arse

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i believe there's an iphone app for that.

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Message 3/10 08-May-11 @ 01:27 AM - RE: up the arse

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so thats what Angry Birds is all about.

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Message 4/10 08-May-11 @ 02:06 AM - RE: up the arse

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omg man my sis gave me her old iphone till the 5 comes out (cos i'm switchin to iphone now i use mac so much) and it's got angry birds on it!!. hehe it is soooooooooo addictive

also it has talking karl which is great,
http://www.awyse.com/talkingcarl/

he repeats anythin u say in a squeeky upsampled voice. so obviously the first thing you do is get it doing profanities. me and a mate were just cracking up.

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Message 5/10 08-May-11 @ 09:45 AM - RE: up the arse

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omg funny conversation here. try switching from cucumbers to carrots and say things like, i love you and carrot about you. sneak buggers bunny into the conversation. make her jealous by telling her every time you call someone an asshole you mean it as a delicious compliment. that's what i've always done. it's never worked but that's what i've always done

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Message 6/10 09-May-11 @ 05:59 AM - RE: up the arse

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sitar wrote:
thats what ive always done. its never worked but thats what ive always done

That has to be the best quote I think I've ever heard. LMFAO !

K, is that the cat ? aye, its good.

You wanna check out Stair Dismount, thats always a laugh.

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Message 7/10 10-May-11 @ 11:39 AM - RE: up the arse

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Stair Dismount? it's not this one is it?

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Message 8/10 12-May-11 @ 12:56 PM - RE: up the arse

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OMG, what is there to say, either facepalm or laugh my head off.

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Message 9/10 13-May-11 @ 11:19 AM - RE: up the arse

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It should be explained safeandsound that Jock is the forum's very own version of Glenn Quagmire from family guy, except he's prolly owned more pron, lol

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Message 10/10 14-May-11 @ 04:29 PM - RE: up the arse

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yeah but Quagmire gets more real birds.

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