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Original Message 1/38 17-Nov-02 @ 02:09 PM - they killed bond!

milan

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just heard madonna's song for the new bond movie! utter rubish!!! sad to hear a great theme like that completely ruined and cast aside in favour of someones product placement strategy... the original melody was probably too good for her and her producers anyway... bah!

james bond my ass :P

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Message 2/38 17-Nov-02 @ 10:06 PM - RE: they killed bond!

xoxos

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cop shop. be a good boy.

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Message 3/38 17-Nov-02 @ 11:42 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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Well smack my bitch up! They killed bond when they put Pierce Brosnan in the role, after all he never even gets his hair messed up, secret agent? He's more like a smarmy estate agent.

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Message 4/38 18-Nov-02 @ 12:29 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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i KNOW i'm gonna get shit about this, but connery fuckin' sucks. I hate old bonds. mumble-mouth slurrin' dumbass. at least brosnan has style.

flame on, bond geeks.

psylichon

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Message 5/38 18-Nov-02 @ 07:09 AM - RE: they killed bond!

cheddar

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have some shit.

He defined the role, check the books, Brocolli et al knew, but com on Psy, SC was always the man. well before purse lip stepped in with equal rights and remote control, SC 'felt' the evil of his opponents, knew the code and never dilly dalied when it came to hitting a woman

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Message 6/38 18-Nov-02 @ 07:20 AM - RE: they killed bond!

cheddar

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...mumblin you say

SC taught Barry White everyhting he knew, I know - I saw his enunciation answer paper (he did alright-)

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Message 7/38 18-Nov-02 @ 06:07 PM - RE: they killed bond!

99devils

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i KNOW i'm gonna get shit about this, but connery fuckin' sucks. I hate old bonds. mumble-mouth slurrin' dumbass. at least brosnan has style.

I thought Timothy Dalton was the best one personally... I read all the books when I was a kid.. The picture in my head looked a lot like Dalton.

-Craig

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Message 8/38 18-Nov-02 @ 06:08 PM - RE: they killed bond!

Ghost

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PB is really good.... he's a great modern Bond. SC was a time and a place, and it's all over now.... all that shit's too campy now...

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Message 9/38 18-Nov-02 @ 07:25 PM - RE: they killed bond!

milan

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no no no... roger moore was the classic bond of my childhood. he�s the real deal!

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Message 10/38 18-Nov-02 @ 11:47 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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I'd like to pierce Brosnan, with my walther ppk

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Message 11/38 19-Nov-02 @ 12:50 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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What about the funking Ford Thunderbird??!?

Piece of shit car!!!

I can't believe it. I really can't.

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Message 12/38 19-Nov-02 @ 09:29 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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Blame Ford UK for that one.What a
joke.Marketing at it's worse.

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Message 13/38 19-Nov-02 @ 10:10 AM - RE: they killed bond!

milan

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thunderbird? i thought he was driving an aston once again?

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Message 14/38 19-Nov-02 @ 10:38 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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i think the subject has been shifted to things that used to rock that now suck. no?

psylichon

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Message 15/38 19-Nov-02 @ 11:23 AM - RE: they killed bond!

xoxos

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y'all just like being told what to do huh.

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Message 16/38 19-Nov-02 @ 12:59 PM - RE: they killed bond!

Steve Webster

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You bloody fools. You rate Brosnan and Dalton over Connery. Yanks ain't got no CLASS!

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Message 17/38 21-Nov-02 @ 08:58 AM - RE: they killed bond!

JX3P0

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Oh No,Connery is Bond.

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Message 18/38 21-Nov-02 @ 09:04 AM Edit: 21-Nov-02 | 09:05 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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all's i know is, if it ain't got Mr. T on it, its counterfeit...

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Message 19/38 22-Nov-02 @ 10:42 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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In the original books, James Bond smoked 60 fags a day.. hahaha

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Message 20/38 22-Nov-02 @ 10:49 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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O yeah.. and Sean was the best Bond.. why?
Because he played bond as an utter bastard.. to women, men, animals, cars ...

Roger Moore? What a pussy... seriously went off bond at this time

Tim and George.. who?

Pierce.. not bad.. best since Sean...

Replacement for Pierce as the next bond..?

Vinny Jones...!

hahahaha

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Message 21/38 24-Nov-02 @ 05:51 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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Sean's got my vote.

The amount of chesthair mr. Connery has is enough proof for me that he alone can be her majesty's special agent.

Brossnan looks like some kintergarten cop to me. At best.

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Message 22/38 25-Nov-02 @ 05:26 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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Sean Connery is in a bad slump... no offers for movies have come thru for a while and he's sitting around at home getting stressed, when the phone rings... it's his agent:

"Sean!... I got a job for you!.. You gotta be over at Pinewood on Thursday for 10-ish"

Sean furrows his brow and replies..

"Tennish!... but I don't even own a racket!"

heh heh

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 23/38 25-Nov-02 @ 05:35 PM Edit: 25-Nov-02 | 05:35 PM - RE: they killed bond!

psylichon

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I love that joke, k.

psy

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Message 24/38 25-Nov-02 @ 10:09 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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ewwwwwwwww... 'whatever'!

: )

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Message 25/38 26-Nov-02 @ 12:35 AM - RE: they killed bond!

milan

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ooh. psy on a spy tip

hey look! its an anagram! its him!

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Message 26/38 26-Nov-02 @ 01:12 AM - RE: they killed bond!

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Bond killed 60 homosexuals per day?! DAMN!!!!

um... Connery was easily the best Bond... even as a kid I felt ripped off by Roger Moore... Heart to Heart? It was like Bond on the love boat!

PB is a fine Bond. It's the times that've softened him... Connery's Bond wouldn't have played cat n mouse with the girl/assistant like Pb's Bond does, but that's just because it'd be loutish by todays standard.

e

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Message 27/38 02-Dec-02 @ 06:31 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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And what's with the cheesy effects shots? I enjoyed Die Another Day, for the most part, but too much slow-motion and Matrix style shots

Forget the FX and just make a good fucking movie, eh?

-Craig

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Message 28/38 02-Dec-02 @ 07:54 PM - RE: they killed bond!

Def Z

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Sorry to bring this back to the original topic, but I just heard Madonna's version this morning. Crap. Unholy. I like Madonna less and less with each new song of hers.

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Message 29/38 03-Dec-02 @ 06:44 AM - RE: they killed bond!

psylichon

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Def Z = Elton John?

Yeah, D.A.D. was ridiculous. Some of the effects (especially the surfing scene) were straight Fisher Price CGI. Haven't seen shit that bad since the alligators in Eraser (you geeks know what I mean).

And the innuendo, while needed for a Bond flick, has gotten SO FUCKING LAME! Each horrible line is accompanied by raised eyebrows and pursed lips by all in attendance. We don't need it spoonfed to us, for chrissakes! I get it! You're talking about her vagina!! Har har har!

Halle Barry was just embarrassing... can't believe they're making a spinoff of her character. Can you say, "bomb" ?

psy

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Message 30/38 03-Dec-02 @ 11:34 AM - RE: they killed bond!

xoxos

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can you say "bond?"

i'ma tell you. "good boy" movie. i thought you all knew. all these new york guys are calling me getting times for every theatre in 100 miles for this shit.. all got the exact same voice, all got the same, drooling intensity..

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Message 31/38 04-Dec-02 @ 04:55 PM - RE: they killed bond!

milan

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saw the film last nite. i couldnt remember it this morning. some fun stuff, mostly nothing special. sucks for a bond movie, they removed all the 'coolness' from it.

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Message 32/38 04-Dec-02 @ 07:35 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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Buy another day.

crap

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Message 33/38 04-Dec-02 @ 07:40 PM - RE: they killed bond!

milan

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quite

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Message 34/38 05-Dec-02 @ 03:00 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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I wamnt the invisible car.. parking! hahahaha

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Message 35/38 05-Dec-02 @ 08:44 PM - RE: they killed bond!

99devils

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OH, I'll just take a plain old Aston Martin V12 Vanquish.. It doesn't need to disappear!

-Craig

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Message 36/38 05-Dec-02 @ 09:35 PM - RE: they killed bond!

psylichon

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you gonna park that invisible car on-street, zazza? If so, you're gonna take a lot of hits from people trying to get your spot. Of course if it's bullet proof, it'll probably scare the shit out of them more than it will damage your car.

But really now, the gadgets are getting ridiculous.

psy

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Message 37/38 05-Dec-02 @ 10:41 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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And if you're the Invisable Man, ing Super Woman, you'll get a sharp pain in your butt.

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Message 38/38 10-Dec-02 @ 02:00 PM - RE: they killed bond!

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I've never liked Madonna. The gap toothed old slapper is so overated. That new bond track is total shite.

I see her new film has gone straight to video in the UK, because it is so shite. I bet Guy Ritchie had wished he had married Thora Hird instead. At least she can act... well she can in those stair lift commercials.

As for Bond. I think the next person to play 007 should be Dale Winton.

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