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Original Message 1/8 21-Nov-02 @ 12:48 PM - the autopsy
it was strangely compelling actually, although I
was happy I wasn't actually there as it must've
stank. I was expecting inside an old person to
look a bit ropey, but I never thought it's look
like it had been cooked.
Message 2/8 21-Nov-02 @ 02:10 PM - RE: the autopsy
Message 3/8 21-Nov-02 @ 03:37 PM Edit: 21-Nov-02 | 03:42 PM - RE: the autopsy
Regards.
Steve.
Message 5/8 26-Nov-02 @ 03:34 AM - RE: the autopsy
This is something actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while this exchange was actually taking place =
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere
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Message 8/8 10-Dec-02 @ 02:10 PM - RE: the autopsy
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