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Original Message 1/8 28-Nov-05 @ 01:14 PM - christmas joke...

Zazza

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Mummy, mummy is it true that they don't have Christmas decorations in Vietnam?

Yes dear but I hear they're hanging glitter this year.

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Message 2/8 28-Nov-05 @ 03:17 PM - RE: christmas joke...

steve

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what have caviar and michael jackson got in common?

they both come on little crackers.

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Message 3/8 28-Nov-05 @ 04:15 PM - RE: christmas joke...

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Message 4/8 28-Nov-05 @ 09:34 PM - RE: christmas joke...

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jeeeeeeeeeeeeezussssssssss - *slump*

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 5/8 28-Nov-05 @ 11:17 PM - RE: christmas joke...

Trillium

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LOL!!!!

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Message 6/8 29-Nov-05 @ 03:45 AM - RE: christmas joke...

Jack

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And there's like 20 of em'...try the veal.

Some friends of mine and I got called to do a session and when we got there we found out it
would be the soundtrack to a porn flick. Sweet! I always wanted to do one any way. Great
session, they gave us a chord progression and told us to jam for 20 minutes.

Well, later we get the call that the flick is finished and will be premiering at a skanky porn theatre
here in Baltimore. So we went and watched and when our jam came on it was this chick getting
nailed by a Great Dane! I was kinda grossed out and started looking around at the other people
in the theatre. There was a nice looking elderly couple sitting right behind me and they saw me
sheepishly looking around. Embarassed, I stuttered out "I don't usually come to these kind of
places, but I played some music that's being featured in the film"
The old lady smiled and said "Oh that's okay, we just came here to see our dog!"

true story... really ... no seriously...

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Message 7/8 29-Nov-05 @ 08:55 AM - RE: christmas joke...

Zazza

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Has anyone watched 'The Aristocrats'?

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Message 8/8 29-Nov-05 @ 09:41 AM - RE: christmas joke...

beds

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someone was telling me about it the other day. terrible punchline.

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